*Is felt up* D:
W-welcome to Iwaku, Roach. Eww...roaches. I don't want to be felt up by a roach, so I'll just call you Max. Hey, Max! I am Iliana, the Goddess of Fire, and its a pleasure to meet you.
If you need any help, let me know, will you? I'll help you to the best of my ability. But if you scuddle around my profile, I may squish you. I...really hate roaches. ;___;
:D