"My BALLS!" Moss screeched and watched in horror as his balls of many, bell balls, soft balls, rubber balls, and all, flew from his hands the second he was pushed by a guest. The second they hit the marble floor, they would roll and bounce away in every direction beneath the feet and gowns of the many waltzing and walking around the hall. They would be lost until the cleaning staff swept through the following day, and knowing their practices, the balls would be thrown out or stashed away without being returned to its rightful owner. Such were the unspoken laws of the Palace staff.
Moss didn't have the finances to purchase a new set of well-made and entertaining balls. Not after he lost the old ones in a horrid trick gone wrong (juggling them next to the pond in the gardens). And what was an entertainer without their balls? A failure.
Horrified he was, but frozen, he was not. A skill any professional entertainer new was improvisation. The show must go on. The actors should adapt and work around every situation, including one where an audience member took offense to a joke about their ill put together makeup looking worse than the entertainer's own exaggerated jester makeup and shoving them with the force of a Vampir. Moss almost flew across the room, but just as his balls did, he took flight, spreading his wings and raising a foot off the ground.
Moss was fast, fast on his feet and even faster flying through the air. He dashed to catch each ball with as much finesse he could manage while in the air, mimicking the moving paintings on the walls as he grabbed his tools with his hands and tail both. He did a flip that was practically unnecessary, but detrimental for engagement, and floated back to the floor with a wide grin. His audience clapped with merriment as he bowed.
His grin was especially pointed at the woman with the overcooked makeup and twisted face, red with anger.
"Please, ladies and gentlemen, enjoy the firework show." He gestured to the open doors where, already, many stood outside watching the light show. Moss's own show as done for now. With the fireworks and soon Prince Rosary's own performance, who needed his pretty painted face and hilarious jokes, anymore?
He walked backwards, his body still bowed to his merry audience, until he was gone from their sight and other moving bodies hid him safely. Just as he turned, however, he bumped into another figure, head crashing onto theirs with a thump that rattled his skull. His only consolation was the other person had to be more hurt as Moss was a Gargoyle, and though a week one, his body was still stronger and harder. That didn't mean he was not a whiner, because he whined more than needed. Exaggeration was reflex.
"Oww, ow, ow, owww," Moss cried, rubbing his forehead.
"My poor thinker. Good sir, this pretty head is property of his majesty's! If he-" His tongue froze when he peeled his eyes opened and found himself face to face with a certain fae.
There was a moment of surprise, his eyes raising high and then joy when a brilliant grin resurfaced onto his face.
"My dearest, Azzie!" he bumped the man again with his head, though it was a more gentle and familiar nudge, but he was careful not to have his horns get in the way. It helped they were covered by his belled cap.
"I'm so very happy to see you. Hold these."
Without warning, he shoved his balls into the fae's hands. Had it been any other aristocrat he came across, he would have never transgressed as a lower class citizen. But he knew those silver eyes when they were smaller and shaking with worry and fear. And he knew, despite how hard they had become with age, they would never glower at him.
"I need a drink. The only break I've had is whenever there was a popular song for dancing played or the king spoke. Luckily, his majesty loves to hear the sound of his own voice." Moss sighed as he raised his arms into the air and rocked forward onto his toes into a long stretch. When he was down, he fell back onto his heels and grinned at his friend.
"Now the fireworks are here, so I am off for the night. Which ones, I can finally lose all senses." He reached out a hand and grabbed a glass of wine from the tray of a passing servant.
With a smirk, he threw the drink back and immediately opened his mouth to let it drip out.
"That's blood." he clicked his tongue.
"Very… salty."
He took another swig. It dribbled down his chain again.
"And metallic." He clicked his tongue.
"Would you like a sip?"