*lava pool heaves upward as the volcano erupts*
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! LAVA SURFING!!!!!!!!!
Aren't you in luck?
*uses dead body as a make-shift surfboard and rides lava wave down the volcano*
*murmurs jumble of Necromacy words and waves hand over body*
*body comes back as zombie*
There! Happy now!?
*grabs zombie board and summons new wave*
PEACE!