Zypher's Special Ability

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


He just tries too hard to sing like his favorite idols....
 
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*watches the entire reel*

*Feeds Diana, then shoots Diana*
 
I didn't realize that being gender-confused was a special ability.
 
That's not gender confused. He's not sure if he's a boy or a girl yet. Either way he likes boys though. :D
 
HIS SPECIAL ABILITY IS FAUX MOE

HE WILL NEVER BE A BRIDE
 
LIKE HELL I WON'T!

*goes Bridezilla all over Pao and eats his face*
 
That was an interesting ceremony.

The fact Zypher did it all wearing a wedding dress was unsurprising.
 
Just like everybody else on this forum.
 
YOU'RE NO PRIEST

YOU'RE JUST A MAN IN A STRANGE COSTUME

*CREDIBILITY DESTROYED*