((Comments welcome!! So here lies the things that make my mind tick. I am fore warning the readers, some of the content is mature. Meaning there is blood and or violence. I will tag anything before hand if I feel it's got strong language and or bloody scenes. Art work wont have the tags seeing as I rarely draw violent and or bloody acts. Love to write them though lol. Anyways feel free to comment! And if during the reading you see an interesting character and might like to role play with them you can totally hit me up!! So before I got back into role playing I was doing questionnaires and memes. Number replacement memes are my favorites. This was one that revolved around a reality tv show style. It flowed like a story and I found it absolutely hilarious. I stayed as true in character as I could. If your interested in doing it I'll post the link to the creator.)) http://oc-meme-central.livejournal.com/20817.html Reality TV Show Writing Meme! Rules: - Choose 6 OC's. - Put your OC's names in list of numbers and answer the questions with your OC's names instead of the number. - Once an OC is evicted, you must choose the next consecutive number to fill in the question. 1. Welcome to the House! Introduce the OC's and what their luxury item would be.  Tazren – Steam punk style cowboy. He is the older brother to Alana and has her cut throat attitude. He’s also a power earth mage with a short temper. He never leaves home without his pet asralie Oscar, a magical cat fox. His luxury item would be cigarettes.  Leiliana – Gypsy/Bard water mage with a love of adventure. She is cheery, friendly, and fearless to a fault. She adores learning new things. Her luxury item would be her violin.  Leo – A friendly, albeit nervous coffee shop owner. He’s a bit on the feminine side though he claims his heterosexuality. His luxury item would be hot tea.  Marco – A serious faced young homicide detective. He is used to being heckled and always tries to carry himself strong, though it doesn’t take much to see his lack in confidence. His luxury item would be TV.  Kiara – Voluptuous temptress whom is cunning as much as she is ditzy. Extremely manipulative she will attempt to bed just about anyone. Her luxury item would be her makeup.  Micha – Affectionate and mothering, most know her as Spots. She’s quite the arcane and earth mage. She is adventurous and sometimes naïve. Her luxury item would be her books. 2. There are 3 bedrooms, 1 with 2 double beds, 1 with 2 single beds and 1 with only 2 mattresses on the floor. Who pairs up with whom, is there an argument over who should get the better room, and how is this resolved? The six people entered the house and eyed the rooms. Tazren noticed right away the way Kiara was eyeing him. He remembered how she was before he left. She was trash and sneered at her. “Aye be takin the lesser room. Bed be like jus’ like my ship n’ways.” He huffed walking into the room with the mattresses on the floor. “Eh Michaaaa~ Room wit me aye? Be like ol’ times yes? Jus like de magi academy but… better yes?” Leiliana chirps grabbing Micha’s hand. Micha smiles and nods. “Okay! Umm lets take the room with the single beds.” The old friends giggle. Leo gets a panicked look on his face. “I’m sleeping with Tazren!” He screams looking at Kiara with fear. Tazren pokes his head out looking none too amused. “Beg yer parden?” He said with a scowl. Leo flushes and stammers. “No what I meant was… Urgh I’m not sleeping in the er same room as er Kiara...” He stammered as he inches towards Micha and Leiliana. Kiara huffs. “Urgh please Leo. I have standards. You’re not my type. I like my men more manly… muscular… perhaps green eyed.” She purrs eyes Marco and Tazren, who both have green eyes. Tazren sneers at her and Marco rubs his neck nervously blushing. “Let the cop sleep wit the hoe. Maybe he’ll arrest her for prostitution.” Tazren sneers as he walks back into the room. Kiara gasps obviously appauled by his comment. She begins to say something but Leiliana stops her. “Eh if dere be an argument aye sleep in her room. So ‘ow bout de pretty boys sleep in de same room… That’s you Marco. Go on now. An Leo sleep wit Micha, sine de friends n’way. An I sleep wit Kiara… cause… I want de big bed n’ways. Better yes?” Leo sighs in relief walking into the smaller room. Marco shrugs. He didn’t really care where he’d slept. Tazren stops him at the entrance. “Aye jus’ wanna make somthin’ very clear, boy. I don’t take to kindly to cops.” Marco pauses and shifts his weight to a more defensive stand.” How bout I tell you the same thing I told Dameyen. I’m a homicide detective. I’ll ignore the rest of it.” Leiliana frowns as she realizes Tazren and Marco may not get along. Micha takes the tense moment to speak up. “Well how about Marco sleeps in a room with me and Leo with Tazren… Does that work for everyone?” All look around at each other and slowly nod. Leo frowns as he did not want to sleep on the floor but he decides to keep quiet. Kiara frowns also as she had hoped to be roomed with Marco. 3. Now they've decided where they're sleeping, they make their way to the living room but find that it is empty expect for a few large and heavy boxes which hold the furniture which  and  have been told to put together within a time limit, how well do they do? Kiara walks out and scoffs at the empty room. “Oh my god we have no furniture! What the hell?” Tazren rolls his eyes and walks to the boxes. “We gotta buid it ya dumb hoe.” He sneers as he rubs his chin. Kiara gasps and stomps her feet. “You’re a dick Tazren!” She yells as she storms away. Marco walks out looking mildly confused. He watches Tazren for a moment. He’s used to people talking down to him and always needs to prove himself. Trying to get Tazren to accept who he is was just another day. “So um…” He clears his throat. “We’ve got 30 minutes to get this together.” Tazren narrows his eyes on Marco. He could do this alone. “I… can do it in 20. How ‘bout you wonder over there.” Tazren begins to open the box and Marco sighs rubbing his neck. “You really don’t like cops do you?” He says standing tall, crossing his arms. Tazren whips around to face him. “No boy I don’t like cops. I don’ fancy them none too much. Especially when there too friendly wit my sis.” Tazren growled. Marco didn’t know this was his ex-girlfriend’s brother. He threw his arms up shaking his head. Micha bounced between them, grabbing Marco’s hand. “Marco’s a nice guy Taz. He’s the nicest guy my daughter Leah has ever dated. You should give him a chance.” She says in a scolding voice to Tazren. He respected Micha too much to retort. Instead he waved her away and went back to building the furniture. “Wanna play some checkers Marco?” Micha chirped at him. Marco gave her a half hearted smile and nodded. Leaving Tazren to build it alone. He does in fact get the work done in 20 minutes. 4. The furniture's together, now for dinner and a rest!  and  are designated for cooking first. What do they cook? Do they work well together? Does their cooking go down well? Leiliana sings to herself as she sets up for dinner. Kiara walks in, her high heels clicking. She brushes her long red hair back. “So like… what are we doing again?” Leiliana turns and raises her eye brows at Kiara’s skimpy outfit. “We not be seducin’ the food love. But aye be tinkin’ some ol’ fashion salade lyonnasie. It’s light and-“ She keeps talking as Kiara just stares at her utterly confused. Leiliana stops for a moment seeing her confusion. “Eh it’s a salad love? Leafies? Eggs? Bits ah bacon in et?” Kiara again pauses but then laughs and nods as she finally understands. Leiliana rolls her eyes at her stupidity but never the less they create a tasty salad. Leo adores the salad and knows just what it is. However Tazren pokes at it curiously, not sure why he was forced to eat a salad in the first place. Marco scarf’s it down as if he had not eating in days. This was his usual method of eating. Micha enjoyed it despite picking through her salad eating the tastiest parts first before eating the rest. 5. A few days pass and a relationship is growing between  and , is it a good one or is it a bad one? What measures are made to make their relationship blossom, or stop them from attacking each other on sight? Micha sits curled up on a cushion on the floor reading a book about elven history. Leo timidly sits next to her. He’s had a crush on her for the longest time, and even dated her before she married her husband Ziear. He’d never really moved on until recently but being around her alone without her husband was a bit overwhelming as it brought all his old feelings back to the surface. They had always been friends even though his hide his affections for her. “Hi Micha! Whacha reading?” He said. Micha looked at him with a sweet smile, which was enough to make Leo flush. “Oh it’s elven history! I’d let you read it but… it’s written in elvish… Want me to read it to you?” She chirped. Leo nodded and sat tensely next to her. She began reading a snip it from the book. She was still naïve to Leo’s true feelings. 6. A week has passed and it's time for an eviction! Someone hasn't put in their penny's worth and needs to be gotten rid of. Choose one OC, and have them say their weepy, or exuberant, goodbyes. “Well I’ll be. Bye hoe. Get the f*** out.” Tazren chuckled as Kiara dragged her bags sadly. “Aye be a house fulla smart ones eh? Now we got to see if’n we can get de boys to play nice.” Leiliana didn’t spare a look towards Kiara’s way. She didn’t really like her in the first place. “Bye. Stop by the clinic on your way out.” Leo snickered as she got to the door. This was very much unlike him but he too really didn’t like Kiara. Marco simply frowned. He secretly didn’t mind the eye candy but she did make it a habit of walking in on his showers. Besides he found Leiliana to be much more intelligent and adorable. Micha was the only one to offer a sympathetic frown her way. She was polite even if she didn’t care for Kiara either. “You know what? You guys can just go to hell!” Kiara pouted as she slammed the door behind her. 7. There's a siren in the middle of the night!  has tried to escape with  as accomplice, however they are both caught, who blames whom, and what is their punishment? Do the other house-mates suffer for it? Tazren can’t take it anymore. He’d thought they had gotten rid of Kiara but she was shortly after brought back. Being confined in the house with her and the cop was simply no longer acceptable. After everyone had fallen asleep and started to pry the window open. Leo, who was an insomniac, rolls over curious to what he was doing. “What are you doing?” He whispered. Tazren turned and eyed Leo for a moment before he crawled over to Leo. All of his movements were causal except when he grabbed Leo by the shirt. Leo yelped but his mouth was quickly covered. “You listen an you listen good boy… I can’t take that f***ing cop or that f***ing whore a minute longer, ya hear? Since ya dun chose this room wit me you gonna help he get out. Shut up an keep a look out.” He released Leo and went back to the window. Leo stopped from urinating himself and sat up watching the door. Once Tazren had the window open he turned to Leo and motioned him to follow. Leo did so obediently crawling after Tazren. The two jumped out the window. As they crept around suddenly Tazren smacked his hand against Leo’s chest to stop him from walking in front of the guard. Leo screamed hysterically over the unexpected action and fainted. There cover was blown. Once Leo woke up they were both forced to repaint the house the next day. The whole time the security guards had to watch Tazren to make sure he didn’t harm Leo for their failed attempt. 8. The next task appointed for them arrives in the form of a letter and a pack of bendy wires. They pick up the letter and read that housemates  and  must make a cube using the fewest number of wires possible within 30 minutes of time. Do they manage it? Leiliana and Marco sit at the table and stare at the package. He cleared his throat reading the letter. “So… we have so many wires… only so much time… well I guess we’d… better… ah okay… how… how the hell did you do that?” He stammered as Leiliana had completed to task very easily. She began to ramble logic at him and he waves his hand at her. “Never mind… I’m gonna watch foot ball or something.” He looks at his watch. She had completed it in five minutes. 9. That evening, they find alcohol in the refrigerator and a karaoke machine in the living room. However, it is incredibly hard to set up and it's instructions are in Japanese.  and  are bullied into getting it sorted. How do they get on? Micha frowns as she looks over the instructions. Kiara was already fast on the alcohol and was quickly becoming tipsy and no help. Marco and Tazren were apparently giving each other the evil eye and refused to set it up. Leo was not the type to set anything mechanical up but she goes to Leo anyways because he speaks fluent Japanese and thankfully gets it set up easily. 10. Eviction time! Eviction this time is based upon house-mates behavior and performance in the last week, and sadly,  and 's escape attempt has not impressed the higher hand.  or  must go, choose, and have them say goodbye. Tazren tried to act out and get himself evicted but pity befell upon Leo and he was evicted. Which highly irritated Tazren. Leo frowns but is in some way happy about leaving. Micha and Leiliana coo over him and give him a tearful good bye. Marco tries to be manly in his goodbye. He is convinced Leo is gay and thus does not want to be overly friendly with him. Kiara started to say something snotty but Micha and Leiliana weren’t having any of it. Tazren just glared and ignore him. 11. Confessions Time! Having been together for two weeks, how do the house-mates feel about the others? How do they feel about the evictions? Let's listen to them now. Tazren: Aye say wut the hell is the point of evictin’ someone an’ brinin’ em back? Ain’t none too much bout that makin sense. Aye never pay much mind to Leo but god damn that boy is a pussy. An what the hell they bring that god damn whore Kiara back for? Ain’t none of us likein’ her. Stupid bastards. Shoulda give the boot to that damn cop. I don’t like cops… Aye ain’t never met one I did like… I don’ mind lil Micha and Leiliana none too much. Micha a’ways been a sweet woman… I do say Miss Leiliana is right nice to look at… She got a good head on her shoulder’s to eh. Leiliana: I kenne say been too bad stayin’ here yes? Aye do miss bein’ wit my Micha. Like a sister she is. And my boss Leo. So nice to see ‘em in a different light. Hims a’ways too serious eh? Poor ting need some hugs. But that Marco guy es nice too yes? He’s none too bright but em a nice guy. I think he fancies me… Oh dear if he does. An that Kiara? Oh by Lady Destiny she’s just… not good. Her trying to sleep wit all de mens. She just dumb as a nymph yes? Oh an who can forget about Mr. A’gry Face. Dat man need a big case o’ happy voodoo. Tazren so grouchy! All the time! Leo: Why did you make me come back? I would have been happy if that hoe Kiara left and I didn’t have to sleep in the same room as that homicidal redneck! I mean I know I opted to stay in the same room but it’s weird around Marco… When I deliver pastries to his station the other officers tell me he’s got a crush on me! I can’t be in the same room alone! I’m not gay! But at least I have Leiliana and Micha here to talk to… Then again being here with Micha alone without Ziear… I donno I think this was all a really bad idea. Marco: So wow. Tazren. That guy has some serious issues. I wouldn’t doubt if he’s committed some of my unsolved murder cases. And I seriously had no clue he was Rebecca’s brother until the first day… Then again Rebecca isn’t even my ex’s real name… So Leo is an alright guy… I stop by his coffee shop for coffee. I know the guy has a crush on me but… he can make one hellava pizza… It’s really nice to be able to talk to er ah Leiliana outside of the coffee shop… She’s… nice… and… anyways… Bit awkward having my ex-girl friend Leah’s mom here. Micha was always nice to me… Her and her husband both have been. I guess if I had to choose in laws I’d choose them… But that chick Kiara… she’s… nice… and… stuff.. but… she keeps coming on to me.. I know I shouldn’t be picky but… No one seems to like her… People always have good reason when it comes to stuff like that. Kiara: Like oh my god… the only nice person is Micha. I don’t get it. Just because I slept around with my ex-husband. That’s none of their business… But hey how about that hunk Marco huh? Rrrrowwww Mmm that is a sexy man… That boy don’t know it but he is soo mine. Micha: This is fun! I haven’t spent time with my friend Leo in so long! And I love being around Leiliana. She is my best friend after all. But you know being around Marco makes me wonder why Leah didn’t like him. He’s such a nice guy… He’s such a cutie! OH! They’d have the cutest kids! Tazren has changed quite a bit from what I remember him as… He used to be worse with his temper. But he’s not so bad I guess… But I could do without Kiara here… It’s not in me to be rude to someone but what she did to Dames was just mean… 12.  and  have become very close, and  is jealous and decides to confront  about it, what happens? Marco looks straight faced at Tazren, hiding his poker cards close to him. Tazren eyes him carfully before making a bet. Marco chuckles and lays his cards down. His hand has defeated Tazren, but instead of cursing at the cop he chuckles. The two seem to be getting long quite well these past few days. Micha smiles at them, happy they are finally getting along but this means she is spending less time trying to convince Marco to ask her daughter out again. She walks over and pokes Marco. “Are you done? You said you’d help me bake cookies.” She playfully pouts. Marco smiles at her rubbing his neck. “One more round Mrs. Mcoy.” He states politely. Micha folds her arms across her chest. “I told you to just call me Micha. Or Spots… Besides when did you two start getting along?” Tazren and Marco eye each other as Tazren shuffles the deck. “For a cop… He ain’t half bad…” He grumbles. Marco just shrugs at Micha. 13. Their next task is to simply tidy the house, however, they have to do it blindfold,  cheats and  does nothing, such disobedience so late in the game earns them a time-out and their luxury item is taken away, how do they cope? Kiara complains obnoxiously as everyone bumbles around trying to clean the house. She thinks a moment and takes off the blind fold. She figures no one is watching but she sees Leiliana hiding behind the side of the couch, away from being walked on. “Hey! She’s not doing anything!” Leiliana jumps and hits her head on the table trying to act like she was doing something. “And you cheated.” Stated the TV host. The next day Kiara refuses to come out of her room because her make-up has been taken away. Leiliana pouts but is able to do slightly better without her violin. 14. Due to the cheating in the previous task, the electricity in the building is cut, and the living room is locked off from them.  suggests a game of hide-and-seek, does anyone get injured in the dark? Does anyone take this moment to be naughty with another housemate? Marco grumbles from the heat. Being raised and living in the mountains the heat does not suit him. Tazren and Kiara continue to argue as Micha, Leiliana, and Leo hide in their own corner. “Who wants to play hide and seek?” Marco says mostly joking. Leiliana and Micha both chirp at the same time.”Oh that sounds like fun!” Marco pauses. “I was… joking… but… Ok…” Both ladies chirped again at the same time. “Not it!” They said as they burst into a giggling mess. “I ain’t it neither.” Stated Tazren. Kiara rolled her eyes. “Not it.” She purred as naughty thoughts ran through her head. Marco quickly caught on. “Not it… That leaves you Leo.” He smirked to himself. Leo frowned in the darkness. As Leo started counting everyone ran off in different directions to hide. The thump and stifled giggles told Leo that Leiliana and Micha had ran over each other in the mad dash for a hiding spot. Leo then crawls in the dark looking for people. Marco had just made himself rather comfy under Kiara’s bed as he heard someone come in. “Mind if I share a hiding spot with you?” Kiara purred. “Shh! How did you know I wa-“ He said as he felt her hand over his mouth. She shushed him and giggled seductively. It didn’t take Leo long to find Leiliana and Micha as they could not stop giggling. The three of them went off looking for everyone else when they heard the sound of passion from Kiara and Leiliana’s room. “Oh my…” Leiliana whispered as the three decided to not go in the room. Not much longer they simply followed the cigarette smoke to Tazren. Later Kiara and Marco came out from their hiding spots. Kiara looking rather satisfied and Marco looking quiet sheepish. 15. The living room is open to them again and inside is a television, an XBOX and four Guitar Hero guitars, a not stuck on the television let's them know that it is a play-off between  and . Who wins, and did they realize the loser would be evicted?! Leo smiles as he awkwardly holds the guitar. He looks at Micha. “Are you ready to be beaten by a girl?” She giggles. He laughs and flushes. “You wish. You’re going Down Spots.” He boasted playfully. Neither of them was very good at games but they gave it their best. Micha ended up winning by just a few points. She laughs happily but hugged Leo in good sport. As the host told Leo the looser was to be evicted he huffed angrily. Tazren scoffed as Leo started packing his bags yet again. “See you in a few boy.” Tazren called out after him. 16. With only three house-mates left, tension starts to rise,  becomes super-competitive and starts taking over any tasks given to them.  accepts a task before even hearing it, and it's challenging them to sit in a bath of maggots for half an hour. How does  react and do they complete the task? Tazren pauses for a moment thinking about this. “Fer an hour?” He pauses again. Rubbing his chin thoughtfully. “Can aye wear pants? Or swimmin’ bottoms?” 17. Another Confession. Poor  is starting to suffer from cabin fever and is sure the others are out to get them. Let's listen to their ranting. Leiliana: Aye aye aye donno if aye can take it… Aye kenne get out… kenne do what aye want… aye ‘ave to be stuck with Mr Angry Face and that harlot… URGH Aye kenne take more o’dis. Can aye get evicted please? 18. The house-mates realise they are quite quickly running out of food, and find three unlabelled tins in a cupboard, with blindfolds next to them and a letter explaining that two tins are sliced peaches, one is dog-food, they must each choose a tin with their blindfolds on. Who gets the dog-food, and evicted? Tazren, Leiliana, and Marco somehow end up the last remaining people. The three of them look at the cans, the blind folds, and each other respectfully. They eye them before putting on the blind folds. They each choose a can and opened it. Leiliana takes a tentative bite but then starts humming and dancing. “Oi I love peaches!” Marco is next to take a bite and is pleasantly surprised to find his too, is peaches. Both take off their blinds folds and watch Tazren take a bite of his dog food. He pauses as he moves the food around in his mouth. “Sadly… dis ain’t so bad. Not as good as peaches tho.” He forces a smile, happy that he no longer has to play around in this house. 19. The final task denotes the winner of the entire game, the final two house-mates are given an envelope, inside is the instructions of their last task, they simply are. "Choose." Does this shock them? Do they choose themselves as the winner or the other? Do they give their own victory up, or are they selfish? Leiliana and Marco stare at each other for a moment. Leiliana tilts her head and stands looking adorable. “Who ya gonna choose Marco?” She sweetly purrs. Marco blushes and rubs his neck. “I uh… I guess it doesn’t matter if I win… I guess… I’ll choose you?” He smiles awkwardly and Leiliana smiles and hugs him. “Kay aye choose myself. Jura nice guy Marco!” She chirps as she jumps up and lands a kiss on his cheek. He blushes even more.