YOU'RE FIRED!

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Vay

Guest
Dearest people ff Iwakustan.

As you are away your joyful and productive lives only happen under the care of your great and powerful administrators.

You have Diana, Jory, Jack Shade*, and some other guy, the face you know and respect or else.

*retconed by dept. of corrections

But did you know there is another Administrator?

No you did not?

WELL NOT ANYMORE!

Iwakubot. All you ever do is lounge around and take credit for things diana does. We already have 3 2 other admins doing that so I'm afraid we're letting you go. ENJOY YOUR NEW LIFE AS A FOOTSTOOL!
 
Zypher

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
LURKER MEMBER
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Invitation Status
Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
  2. Adept
  3. Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
Who is this Jory person!? AND WHEN DID HE BECOME ADMIN!? *shakes Vay*
 
XC

XC

Edgesquire
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. One post per day
  2. 1-3 posts per week
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Advanced
Genres
Urban fantasy, cyberpunk.
I don't get it ..
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
That fucking freeloader...

And Iwakubot too...
 
XC

XC

Edgesquire
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. One post per day
  2. 1-3 posts per week
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Advanced
Genres
Urban fantasy, cyberpunk.
FEL YOURE BACK?!
 
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Darkness

Guest
He's cheating on his wife with Iwaku instead.

It's probably worse in her eyes.
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
when the wife is away, I don't give a fuck.
 
Blind Hemingway

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


This is what Fel does in his free time, these days.
 
Blind Hemingway

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
It's that fucking UFO...Best part of the whole thing.
 
K

Kitti

Guest
We're Fel's mistress.
That makes me teary-eyed with pride. xD
 
V

Vay

Guest
*blackmails fell into being more active by threatening to reveal his activity to his wife, 'cos that totally what mistresses do.*
 
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Darkness

Guest
*Drops into thread with a black babydoll*

This is what a mistress does, actually.
 
Orochi

Orochi

GET OFF MY LAWN :E
FOLKLORE MEMBER
I got fired BEFORE it was cool.


hugs and kisses,
homeless hipster ex-staffer with no pension
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
Well, Orohic, I hope you feel proud of yourself.
 
D

Darkness

Guest
I remember that group we made for fired staff members.

But we stopped going 'cause everyone was so lazy.
 
K

Kitti

Guest
That's pretty much the story of it all, isn't it?
While the wife's away, the Fel will play.

And Orohic, you had a pension.
BUT I TOOK IT FOR CHILD SUPPORT >(
 
V

Vay

Guest
She'll take all you've got and resent you for not giving her more.

Heat your heart our and leave you on the floor.

Make you love it,

Make you hate it,

Can't make her stop it.
 
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