YOU'RE FIRED!

Vay

The Empress
Original poster
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Dearest people ff Iwakustan.

As you are away your joyful and productive lives only happen under the care of your great and powerful administrators.

You have Diana, Jory, Jack Shade*, and some other guy, the face you know and respect or else.

*retconed by dept. of corrections

But did you know there is another Administrator?

No you did not?

WELL NOT ANYMORE!

Iwakubot. All you ever do is lounge around and take credit for things diana does. We already have 3 2 other admins doing that so I'm afraid we're letting you go. ENJOY YOUR NEW LIFE AS A FOOTSTOOL!
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
Invitation Status
,
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
Who is this Jory person!? AND WHEN DID HE BECOME ADMIN!? *shakes Vay*
 

Vay

The Empress
Original poster
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Hes the japanese rory.
 

XC

Edgesquire
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
One post per day, 1-3 posts per week
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced
Genres
Urban fantasy, cyberpunk.
I don't get it ..
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
That fucking freeloader...

And Iwakubot too...
 

XC

Edgesquire
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
One post per day, 1-3 posts per week
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced
Genres
Urban fantasy, cyberpunk.
FEL YOURE BACK?!
 
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Darkness

Guest
He's cheating on his wife with Iwaku instead.

It's probably worse in her eyes.
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
when the wife is away, I don't give a fuck.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


This is what Fel does in his free time, these days.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
It's that fucking UFO...Best part of the whole thing.
 
K

Kitti

Guest
We're Fel's mistress.
That makes me teary-eyed with pride. xD
 

Vay

The Empress
Original poster
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
*blackmails fell into being more active by threatening to reveal his activity to his wife, 'cos that totally what mistresses do.*
 
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Darkness

Guest
*Drops into thread with a black babydoll*

This is what a mistress does, actually.
 

Orochi

GET OFF MY LAWN :E
I got fired BEFORE it was cool.


hugs and kisses,
homeless hipster ex-staffer with no pension
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
Well, Orohic, I hope you feel proud of yourself.
 
D

Darkness

Guest
I remember that group we made for fired staff members.

But we stopped going 'cause everyone was so lazy.
 
K

Kitti

Guest
That's pretty much the story of it all, isn't it?
While the wife's away, the Fel will play.

And Orohic, you had a pension.
BUT I TOOK IT FOR CHILD SUPPORT >(
 

Vay

The Empress
Original poster
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
She'll take all you've got and resent you for not giving her more.

Heat your heart our and leave you on the floor.

Make you love it,

Make you hate it,

Can't make her stop it.