Your Weapon's Name!

[Greenie]

Time and again in fiction, we always hear of these super cool names for weapons that characters have. Take King Arthur's Excalibur. Or Sango's Hiraikotsu from the manga/anime Inuyasha. Naming one's weapon, or aquiring one with an epic name is quite the norm.

If you were part of a world where these things were common, what kind of weapon would you have, and what would its name be?​

 

[Borkasu Lazer]

Big Stick - M28 Davy Crockett Launcher.

 

[Kitti]

Related: I believe in a universe where Diana is a ferocious owl demon wielding a mighty banhammer.

 

[Dipper]

A grenade launcher that doesn't launch grenades. No, it launches pool balls.

Its name is Intense Pain

 

[Jorick]

I'd be happy with just a huge sword. As for a name, I tend to think along the lines of the delightful fellow in this picture.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

I will swat people with my stick. >:)

Just kidding. Overall, I prefer ranged weapons. I have no favorite, though.

Also at people who name weapons: You do you, idc

 

[Hecatoncheires]