Your execution is tomorrow.

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  1. Your execution is tomorrow morning. Someone has come to ask about your final wishes.

    You're given the opportunity to have any food and drink you want for dinner and a single movie to watch. What are they?
  2. Shellfish.

    And a round of applause on a tape because I am deathly allergic to shellfish.
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  3. A tankard of concentrated acid, a tough T-bone that requires a really sharp steak knife, and a DVD of highly distracting Asian porn.
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  4. Same as above, but also a gun covered in chocolate mousse.
  5. The most expensive shit I can think of and then whatever exclusive liquor I can enjoy as well as proceed to get shitfaced drunk on it. Hell. I'd not even bother with the movie. Throwing up a small fortune all over my confinement cell will be far more entertaining a thought.

    I'm a rather spiteful individual.
  6. I'd ask for chocolate. Only because I hate chocolate.

    Because for fuck's sake, I'm about to die. I want misery through and through, until the end. No respites!
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  7. That would taste awful. :(
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  8. Step one; dentist for my cavity

    Step two: gourmet hot dogs:
    2 pork weiners
    2 white hot dog buns
    Mozzarella cheese, sliced
    Bbq sauce

    Toast buns

    Boil weiners

    Dress buns with equal parts ketchup and bbq sauce, add hot dog, top with cheese and sprinkle basil and oregano

    Bake on cookie sheet in 350 degree oven until cheese is melted

    Eat with plain Lays potato chips and a coke

    Wagon wheel for dessert

    Ah, nostalgia
  9. A shitload of Chinese food and the new Ninja Turtles movie, not because I like it, but because if I'm going to die, I might as well go with the comfort I'm not missing anything important if that's where the world's going.
  10. Medium-Rare Sirloin, Salt-Crusted Baked Potato, and a Pepsi.
    The Lion King
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  11. "I'd like your mom for dinner and to watch her sex tape HAHAHAHA"

    *Gets executed*
  12. To drink: the tears of my enemies. If no enemies are to hand, I'll settle for orphan tears. Food-wise... probably tacos. With really fancy-ass ingredients, just because fuck you I want fancy shitty food. Or an XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger from Burger King, because holy shit, have you tried one? It's like an orgasm in your mouth.

    The movie, probably a really soppy romance. Moulin Rouge, or something. Gotta tug at the heartstrings before I die and feel no more.
  13. Nothing. If society seriously deems me execution-worthy, I may as well have the courtesy to make it cheap for them.

    Maybe might ask if whatever pet ferret(s) I have can spend the night with me before going to a nice place.
  14. A plate of bacon.

    I'd trade my movie option for a joint.

    And umm, a glass of water. Lemon water.
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  15. I would request a single perk glass bong and a 3 gram glass bowl. One good bowl of weed.

    I would see me up all of Star Warses if I could.

    If I still get food, I would like all the Doritos, Funyuns, Chicken in a Biscuit, Pringles, Ruffles Lays potato chips, those little chips that you can put on your fingers and make you look like you got food claws? Those, and Pepsi their little arms could carry. But I'll be fine if not.

    Is it too much to ask for some grapes at this point? Seedless.

    EDIT: @Fluffy says they're called Bugles. Those.
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  16. Meal would consist of pork chops, mint ice cream, cookie dough ice cream, McDonald's fries, Chicken McNuggets, lots of grapes, apple sauce, crazy bread, and Lindor Truffles.

    The drink would most definitely have to be two gallons of Egg Nog.

    And I wouldn't choose a movie.. but if I had to choose a series...
    ...fuck, none of my favorite shows have seasons out already.

    Then I'd request to watch Step Brothers.
  17. Something from my mother because damn, that still tastes the best. And having moved out recently I haven't tasted her cooking for way too long!
    Drink would be freshly pressed fruit juices of all kinds or maybe just coke, for the sake of old times (I used to be one with it).

    And as a movie, weeaboo as I am, I would obviously pick the Kadenz Fermata movie! And I bet it will be split like Kara no Kyoukai. What was that? It isn't out? Hah, guess you hafta wait a few years... T_T!
  18. I only want one thing for dinner:

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  19. My mother's crab dip, because it's the most amazing thing on the planet. Chicken and dumplings, followed by cheesecake for dessert. As for drinks, the biggest bottle of Rumchata they can find, and two gallons of chocolate milk to drink it with.

    As for movie....Ugh, that's a hard one. It's a toss up between Gone with the Wind, and Titanic. Titanic because I would be ready to kill myself less than halfway through it, and Gone with the Wind because I'd at least be somewhat happy before I died. That's if the cheesecake and Rumchata don't kill me first since I can't have sugar or alcohol. :D
  20. If I'm gonna die I may as well experience pleasant and familiar things at the end, stuff I know I'll enjoy. No point in getting fancy with it, imo.

    For the meal I'd have fried chicken, macaroni and cheese, and mashed potatoes and gravy. Simple shit, but that constitutes three of my favorite foods so it's a solid last meal as far as I'm concerned.

    For the movie I'd want to watch my favorite one for the last time, so American History X.
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