You Wake Up Married to the Person Above You

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I WOULD BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE.
 
IS THIS WHERE PRETENDING TO BE BETTY AND BARNEY GETS US!?
 
WAI HELLO WAIFU!
 
Haaaaaaaaai~ *creepy wave*
 
I don't care how moe you pretend to be. You're still not my waifu.
 
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?! *SOB*
 
Three little maids from school are we;
Pert as a schoolgirl well can be;
Filled to the brim with girlish glee!
 
I've always wanted to undress someone who wears more articles of clothing than I do...
Can I play with your tophat?
 
*Wakes up and rolls over to see Kitti*

"CREEEEEEEEEEEEEED!"
 
Piles of beer bottles, multiple strip club stamps on hand, and destruction everywheres.
 
You're the uke.
 
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