You Wake Up Married to the Person Above You

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".......Cor.... Ryker's here..... keep your mouth shut and go along with it or we're both dead."
 
...............-looks back and forth between ryker and julez-...........


-calls vay up- ...save...me...they brainwashed me into marrying julez just so they could demand a threesome.

JULEZ JUST WANTS ME FOR MY BOOBS.........
 
Given that your cousin thinks I'm a drunken loonie, it might be best not to tell him, dear...
 
"..... Well... At least.... At least.... FUCK IT! MAKE A TAPESTRY OF OUR WEDDING!"
 
DAMNIT JULEZ....QUIT GETTING ME DRUNK AND THEN MAKING ME MARRY YOU JUST SO YOU CAN SEE MY NIPPLE PIERCINGS...ITS GETTING DAMN EXSPENSIVE TO DIVORCE YOU.
 
This is not the worst situation I could be in.
 
"Oh shit...."

*Notices that she's naked*

"OH SHIT!"

*Feels sticky and can't remember a condom*

"OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!"
 
<.< >.> <.< -breaks out handcuffs- ......good morning love!
 
"Did we have angry sex?"
 
LOVE! -snuggles- Want sex for breakfast....and lunch....and dinner...? =D
 
"Oh crap....... Oh wait, Cor is next to me! YAY!....wait.. wut?"
 
Oh snap, Vay's in my bed.

*Climbs out of a window before Cor finds out.*
 
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