You Wake Up Married to the Person Above You

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Banged the svelte theatre chick.

Giggity giggity goo!
 
I hope the hangover was better than this marriage.
 
*Wakes up with a hangover *

Not again!
 
eh, Could be worse.
 
...O_O *Screams and kills self* X_X
 
"Hun', we're gonna have to change your username,"
 
....So.... umm.... You're....ah....uhhhh.... Wanna get drunk again?"
 
*looks to the sky*
"God...I'm gonna be completely honest here,"
*looks down to the ground*
"Dude I fucking owe you big."
 
"Oh, yes, Jessica Alba, I'd very much like to be your groom! Oh, yes, oh yes..."

*wakes up and see Grandmaster*

"Oh, FFFFFFFF-"
 
LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE IN MY LIFE IT SEEMED LIKE A FUN IDEA AT THE TIME
 
OH HAI THAR!
 
...I have a feeling hit squads are gonna be dispatched to mah house soon, but meh, what the hell...
 
"...Shut up and fuck me."
 
".... I'm the one wearing the pants in the relationship again, aren't I...."
 
oh jesu christo....amnesia...yes, amnesia and too much everclear.


Vay is going to kill her...







and me...
 
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