You Wake Up Married to the Person Above You

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And you're not Mark Twain either.
 
This marriage is based on lies.

I guess this is the best we could have hoped for.
 
Hmm... I was weak. I allowed myself to be wooed by his credentials and the promise he's write a story with me in it...
 
Rowr.... *Nibbles*
 
Even though we're married now, the underwear you threw at me the other night is STILL MINE.
 
Good, because that's my honeymoon gift to you.
 
Fluffy, I demand my bra back if you have her underwear! D;
 
;~; B-But... No! *Hides the bra and then clings to Kitti wife*
 
How did I end up wearing Tikay's bra? O__O Oh hi Kitti!
 
Ooh, Zypher, lookin' good.
Come here, you, renewal of the vows.
 
This is far more fun when it's not remarriage to Vay~
 
Why, you're a better beard then Jumi's beard! <3
 
WHY DO YOU CRY WHEN YOU MAKE LOVE WITH VAY?

NOW GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN.
 
I have no clue. But he was clearly trying to be Japanese.
 
Go back to bed, you're being too loud. -chains to bed-
 
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