YOU PEOPLE ARE MINDLESS SHEEP!

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
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LOOK AT YOU ALL. YOU SIT HERE POSTING IN THREADS POSTED BY PAOROU AND ORION AND EDITED TO SUIT WHATEVER RANDOM BULLSHIT COMES OUT OF RORY'S HEAD. YOU ALL FOLLOW THE GODDAMN PACK. BREAK AWAY! MAKE A THREAD! KICK RORY IN THE NUTS WHEN HE COMES TO HIJACK IT AND HIJACK IT BACK. THEN RUN HIM OVER WITH IT!

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
 

Sakura

Official Iwaku Little Sister
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
One Post a Day, A Few Posts a Week, One Post a Week
My Usual Online Time
After 5PM EST weekdays
Writing Levels
Elementary, Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Genders You Prefer Playing
Female, Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Instinctively passive unless the story needs a push. I adapt as needed.
Favorite Genres
SciFi, Fantasy, Modern, Twist Genres.
Genre You DON'T Like
Mature, Horror (with rare exceptions)
CHAOSKUN YOURE BACK !

/HUGGLEGLOMPSQUEEZEEE/

 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
*GMK Drinks beer while reading a newspaper*

What's this looney on about anyway?

*continues reading*
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
YOU TALK ABOUT A UTOPIA THAT CAN NEVER BE, CHAOS.

IT CAN NEVER BE.

=DRINKS COFFEE=
 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
Original poster
IGNORANT SWINE. BACK WHEN I FIRST CAME HERE THIS PLACE WAS A PARADISE OF DIVERSE INSANITY POSTS. YOU'RE THE WORSE KIND OF SHEEP. YOU HAVE NO DRIVE. NO PASSION. YOU ARE CONTENT TO SIT AND WATCH. CAREFREE FOOL! I WILL BE THE END OF ALL SHEEP!
 

Sakura

Official Iwaku Little Sister
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
One Post a Day, A Few Posts a Week, One Post a Week
My Usual Online Time
After 5PM EST weekdays
Writing Levels
Elementary, Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Genders You Prefer Playing
Female, Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Instinctively passive unless the story needs a push. I adapt as needed.
Favorite Genres
SciFi, Fantasy, Modern, Twist Genres.
Genre You DON'T Like
Mature, Horror (with rare exceptions)
CHAAAOSSS!

/dances with him/
 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
Original poster
*Props Sakura up onto his shoulders*

AND WHEN THE SHEEP ARE KILLED, SAKURA WILL BE THE MASCOT FOR OUR NEW EMPIRE.
 

Blind Hemingway

I dropped my keys in the cooling pool
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
You're a CAPS-LOCK-kun and Sakura is your master...So far I see nothing new.
 

Sakura

Official Iwaku Little Sister
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
One Post a Day, A Few Posts a Week, One Post a Week
My Usual Online Time
After 5PM EST weekdays
Writing Levels
Elementary, Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Genders You Prefer Playing
Female, Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Instinctively passive unless the story needs a push. I adapt as needed.
Favorite Genres
SciFi, Fantasy, Modern, Twist Genres.
Genre You DON'T Like
Mature, Horror (with rare exceptions)
/plays the drum on Chaos' head/

OH YOU MISSED THE NEWS? IM THE NEW OVERLORD :D

Paochuu has to give me piggyback rides :D
 
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Ampoule

Guest
Everyone go back to bed, it's just another Chaos thread again~
 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
Original poster
*Kicks Rory in the nuts* GO BACK TO THE 1800s YOU ACCURSED TIME-TRAVELING LUNATIC!

*Hops in the Caps-Lock mobile and runs over Rory, Amp, and GMK. Shoves a live grenade down GMK's throat to make sure he dies*
 
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Ampoule

Guest
Oh god, Chaos unloaded it in his throat!


COVER THE CHILDREN'S EYES.
 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
Original poster
Now how could you have known my genitals double as a grenade launcher? WHO SENT YOU!? CIA? FBI? DHS!? WHO DAMN YOU!? TALK!
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
*GMK coughs up the grenade just in time*

I say was that really nessecary

*GMK releases the foulest nurglite plague fart in the history of Iwaku*
 

Blind Hemingway

I dropped my keys in the cooling pool
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
GMK, you need something less skunk like when combating wild Chaoses. They live in attics and are otaku, so they are therefore used to being stinky.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
I forgot we were combating the threat of Weeaboo here

READY YOUR PADDLES MEN! THERE IS WEEABOO AFOOT!!!
 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
Original poster
I SAID TO BACK TO THE 1800s WHERE YOU BELONG RORY! I WILL STAND FOR YOUR TIME TRAVEL BULLSHIT NO MORE! PICK AN ERA AND STAY THERE.
 
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Cosmic Orion

Guest
*COMES FROM THE YEAR 2099!!!*

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