YOU IN THE JUNGLE BABY

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Original poster
FOLKLORE MEMBER
All right jerkwads, here are the rules so no more people are confused.

1. When in the cbox, always make sure you know the supposed gender of all you are chatting with. This is very important, so that a pecking order can be established.

2. Girls are always right, because there aren't that many and so all the guys are going to be fighting for a position to date them.

3. All guys are faggots. Every discussion. Every time.

Unless you ask Darkness, then we are ALL faggots. *Starting to suspect Darkness is the Buddha*
 
I demand Asmo Expansion Pack rules. >:|
 
LAZY COW.


4. Asmo's jokes are between him and God. Leave them be.

5. When Asmo is in the Cbox, he will win every argument via popular support, implication of rhetoric or (occasionally) his own merits.

6. All discussions will focus around Asmo whether he likes it or not, because everyone is too much of a loser to ignore him.

7. Myrn is always wrong when Asmo is in the Cbox.
 
THÆRÆS NØ RULÆS IN THÆ JUNGLÆ, BÅBI FÅGGØTS
 
8. Grumpy is almost always drunk when in the CBox, cos that's when it's most appealing to him.

9. Don't point out Grumpy's many drunken spelling mistakes in the CBox, or he will develop a way to throat-punch you via a broadband connection.
 
11. TK has the right to snuggle you. And "No" means "HELL YEAH".
 
12. call wmd english/new zealander/american/anything other than Australian at your own risk.

13. the saying "shrimp on the barbie" is verboden. punishable y the putting of YOUR "shrimp" (if applicable) on the barbicue.

14. heed the fothermuckers, destroy the chucklefucks.
 
Hey guys, do you remember at the start of this thread when the joke was still funny?

Those were good times. :)
 
YOU IN THE ASYLUM BABY.

So why're you surprised?

DERP HERP. <_>
 
17. GMK reserves the right to execute anyone or anything for heresy at any time, you will be aoutomatically assumed guilty of he foulest heresy and no attempts to prove your innocence will be tolerated.
 
*Knocks Asmo down the stairs by throwing Tegan at him*

SHUT UP. IT'S STILL FUNNY.
 
*Tackle/snuggles Asmo and Tegan after they land from being thrown down the stairs*