YOU IN THE JUNGLE BABY

That's right, folks. Wit is heresy on Iwaku.
 
*Executes GMK for some stupid reason.*

What? He was being HERESY. >:(
 
18. Carl believes in Inherent Right of Self Defense when in the C-Box. Meaning if you look at him wrong you will be shot.
19. Anyone can be a target
20. Every season is Prawn season.
21. S.T.A.L.K.E.R.s are like Mexicans. They will infiltrate any borders regardless of security.
22. Gratuitous MILSPEAK is to be expected
23. So are YouTube links.
24. Carl rarely appears in the C-Box.
 
Field Commander Carl McCarthy said:
18. Carl believes S.T.A.L.K.E.R.s are like Mexicans. They will infiltrate any borders regardless of security if you look at them wrong. Anyone can be a target because every season is Prawn season. Gratuitous MILSPEAK is to be expected in Youtube links. Carl doesn't come here often though, so you don't have to worry.
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FIXED!
 
25. DIANA SUCKS

26. 17 MIDGETS

27. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! (As she her seatbelt malfunctioned and she was ejected from the vehicle into a tree and killed instantly, just as her husband slowly passed away from liver cancer alone in sterile hospice room, feeling unloved and alone.)

28. AWWWWWWWW YEA!!!!

29. DINOSAUR PRODUCTION.

30. ????

31. PROFIT!
 
WHAT IS THIS? D:<

P.S. 32. Orochi is fired. Always fired.
 
33. If it exists, there is Asmo snark for it.
 
Ampoule said:
25. DIANA SUCKS

26. 17 MIDGETS

27. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! (As she her seatbelt malfunctioned and she was ejected from the vehicle into a tree and killed instantly, just as her husband slowly passed away from liver cancer alone in sterile hospice room, feeling unloved and alone.)

28. AWWWWWWWW YEA!!!!

29. DINOSAUR PRODUCTION.

30. ????

31. PROFIT!
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34. Stop that.
 
36. the internet is for porn...no exceptions.
 
your face ruined everything tegan
 
37. WHAT IS LOVE?

38. BABY DON'T HURT ME

39. DON'T HURT ME

40. NO MORE~
 
It's amazing how unfunny this joke now is.



Democratic comedy. The New Babylon.
 
I have half a mind to run through this thread naked. Another to continue the joke, and one more to tell everyone to fuck off.

Option C, anyone?
 
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