YOU IN THE JUNGLE BABY

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Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
#1
All right jerkwads, here are the rules so no more people are confused.

1. When in the cbox, always make sure you know the supposed gender of all you are chatting with. This is very important, so that a pecking order can be established.

2. Girls are always right, because there aren't that many and so all the guys are going to be fighting for a position to date them.

3. All guys are faggots. Every discussion. Every time.

Unless you ask Darkness, then we are ALL faggots. *Starting to suspect Darkness is the Buddha*
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#2
I demand Asmo Expansion Pack rules. >:|
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
#3
WELL DON'T LET ME STOP YOU FROM MAKING THEM.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#4
LAZY COW.


4. Asmo's jokes are between him and God. Leave them be.

5. When Asmo is in the Cbox, he will win every argument via popular support, implication of rhetoric or (occasionally) his own merits.

6. All discussions will focus around Asmo whether he likes it or not, because everyone is too much of a loser to ignore him.

7. Myrn is always wrong when Asmo is in the Cbox.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
#5
INSIPID MANCHILD
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
#6
THÆRÆS NØ RULÆS IN THÆ JUNGLÆ, BÅBI FÅGGØTS
 

Childish Grumpino

LET'S DO METH AND CHOP UP OUR NEIGHBOURS  ヲ 詠よ意イめフ
SECURITY DEPARTMENT
DONATING MEMBER
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
#7
8. Grumpy is almost always drunk when in the CBox, cos that's when it's most appealing to him.

9. Don't point out Grumpy's many drunken spelling mistakes in the CBox, or he will develop a way to throat-punch you via a broadband connection.
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#8
inb4 don't talk about cbox.
 

Childish Grumpino

LET'S DO METH AND CHOP UP OUR NEIGHBOURS  ヲ 詠よ意イめフ
SECURITY DEPARTMENT
DONATING MEMBER
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
#9
10. Do not talk abou--

AW DAMMIT.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#10
11. TK has the right to snuggle you. And "No" means "HELL YEAH".
 
W

Warmaster Death

Guest
#11
12. call wmd english/new zealander/american/anything other than Australian at your own risk.

13. the saying "shrimp on the barbie" is verboden. punishable y the putting of YOUR "shrimp" (if applicable) on the barbicue.

14. heed the fothermuckers, destroy the chucklefucks.
 

Fel of the Eternal Forest

#makeiwakugreatagain
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
A Few Posts a Week, One Post a Week
My Usual Online Time
6 PM and Midnight M-F, varying on weekends
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female, Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm a switch
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, Modern
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi and Furry
#12
15. ???

16. DEFICIT. WAIT WHA-
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#13
Hey guys, do you remember at the start of this thread when the joke was still funny?

Those were good times. :)
 
C

Cosmic Orion

Guest
#14
YOU IN THE ASYLUM BABY.

So why're you surprised?

DERP HERP. <_>
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
#15
17. GMK reserves the right to execute anyone or anything for heresy at any time, you will be aoutomatically assumed guilty of he foulest heresy and no attempts to prove your innocence will be tolerated.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
#16
This joke was NEVER funny.
 

Childish Grumpino

LET'S DO METH AND CHOP UP OUR NEIGHBOURS  ヲ 詠よ意イめフ
SECURITY DEPARTMENT
DONATING MEMBER
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Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
#17
*Knocks Asmo down the stairs by throwing Tegan at him*

SHUT UP. IT'S STILL FUNNY.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
#18
IT WASN'T A JOKE! ;_;
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#19
*Tackle/snuggles Asmo and Tegan after they land from being thrown down the stairs*
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
#20
*Executes Asmo and Tegan for heresy*