YOU IN THE JUNGLE BABY

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Original poster
All right jerkwads, here are the rules so no more people are confused.

1. When in the cbox, always make sure you know the supposed gender of all you are chatting with. This is very important, so that a pecking order can be established.

2. Girls are always right, because there aren't that many and so all the guys are going to be fighting for a position to date them.

3. All guys are faggots. Every discussion. Every time.

Unless you ask Darkness, then we are ALL faggots. *Starting to suspect Darkness is the Buddha*
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
LAZY COW.


4. Asmo's jokes are between him and God. Leave them be.

5. When Asmo is in the Cbox, he will win every argument via popular support, implication of rhetoric or (occasionally) his own merits.

6. All discussions will focus around Asmo whether he likes it or not, because everyone is too much of a loser to ignore him.

7. Myrn is always wrong when Asmo is in the Cbox.
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
THÆRÆS NØ RULÆS IN THÆ JUNGLÆ, BÅBI FÅGGØTS
 

Childish Grumpino

"...before turning the gun on himself."
DONATING MEMBER
Invitation Status
8. Grumpy is almost always drunk when in the CBox, cos that's when it's most appealing to him.

9. Don't point out Grumpy's many drunken spelling mistakes in the CBox, or he will develop a way to throat-punch you via a broadband connection.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
11. TK has the right to snuggle you. And "No" means "HELL YEAH".
 
W

Warmaster Death

Guest
12. call wmd english/new zealander/american/anything other than Australian at your own risk.

13. the saying "shrimp on the barbie" is verboden. punishable y the putting of YOUR "shrimp" (if applicable) on the barbicue.

14. heed the fothermuckers, destroy the chucklefucks.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
Hey guys, do you remember at the start of this thread when the joke was still funny?

Those were good times. :)
 
C

Cosmic Orion

Guest
YOU IN THE ASYLUM BABY.

So why're you surprised?

DERP HERP. <_>
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
17. GMK reserves the right to execute anyone or anything for heresy at any time, you will be aoutomatically assumed guilty of he foulest heresy and no attempts to prove your innocence will be tolerated.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
*Tackle/snuggles Asmo and Tegan after they land from being thrown down the stairs*