You Can Bring This Mother of All Swiss Army Knives to a Gunfight

[Blind Hemingway]

Behold the Mother of All Swiss Army Knives, a multi-tool created by John S. Holler in Germany around 1880. The knife actually predates the Swiss Army Knife, which started production about a decade later in 1890.

The knife has 100 functions, including every types of blades imaginable. It has a serrated blade, dagger blades, shears and scissors, an auger, a corkscrew, saws, a lancet, button hook, cigar cutter, pens and pencils, mirror, and straight razor. You can even use this tool to tune a piano, as it has a piano tuner built in. Hungry? It's got a butter knife so you can butter your toast.

 

[Quiet One]

Dude was there a mini pistol in that?!

That's the awesomest piece of equipment I've ever seen. However, you'd still lose in a gunfight since you have so many things to dig through in order to find that mini gun.

 

[LogicfromLogic]

When I was reading that, thoughts like:

'Holy mother of the great noodle lord...I need that'

That is freakin awesome.

 

[Minibit]

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