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Hi, my name is Wicked and I'm an alcoholi-- No, wait, that's for the other group. *Awkward cough* Pretend you did just not hear that. Let's try that again, shall we?

Hi, I'm Wicked. I'm a person. A very awkward person. Anti-social by nature, enough to get social hangovers if I'm too much around actual legitimate people. My personality is more than a bit arrogant which can easily be deduced from the way I talk, but usually that is meant in a good sport of humor. I have sarcastic mouth, and I throw my sarcasm without mercy at anything or anyone, and sometimes, it tends to upset people. I honestly don't mean anything bad, I just tend to be a bit bad at choosing my own words and don't always know when to shut the hell up. I also have a horrible potty mouth to go with that, though I try to keep my swearing down. (Sometimes it just comes out, it's so subconscious.) I lean more towards to the logical than emotional side, and thus I can't always quite understand the more emotional people, so I'm not the first person you want to come to spill your worries and expect to have shoulder to cry on. I'm horribly bad at taking care of that part. However, I can introduce you to several good shrinks. Haha, what do you mean "how do you know shrinks?" I'm not quite sure what you're trying to imply there. I swear I'm completely normal and stable person. *Nervous laughing* ...Maybe?

Anyway! I have like a decade of experience when it comes to roleplaying, I stopped counting long time ago, I think it was around the number of seven, but that seven was like couple of years ago so... Yeah, it's not very important detail, you wouldn't care either way. I have a lot of love for writing and reading. I love fiction with the passion of thousand burning suns, and I tend to fall in love with the fictional characters rather than actual people. If you dare to criticize my love for people that don't actually exist, just so you know, we're going to hold a magnificent garden party which you're not invited to. I'm also a hopeless geek when it comes to movies, TV series and games. Good examples about my tastes being V for Vendetta, all the Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit movies, Harry Potters, BBC Sherlock, Game of Thrones, The Elder Scrolls IV & V, Dragon Age: Origins etc. And don't even let me get started about books. All I'm going to say that I have an obsession about owning them and currently I don't have enough room for all of them on my bookshelves. My non-important and mostly useless skills regard walking in a huge crowd successfully without bumping into anything while reading and without lifting my gaze even once and remembering almost everything that is related to fiction, and the ability to write long roleplay replies even if I have only a scrap to go along with as I can do a lot with just few words or even with absolute nothing at all. My non-existent skills regard holding a smart conversation or small talk, and in generally giving a fuck about something that I don't, well, really give a fuck about. I'm either brutally honest or I keep my mouth shut, so if you want an opinion about if you look fat in that dress... Yeah, you get the point. I will tell you without sugarcoating anything. I'm me, not Willy Wonka.

So nice to meet you all. You can find more about me by simply talking to me (if you dare, I dare you) or reading my rolepay resume.

I hope to see you around.

~ Wicked
 
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Greetings! I'm Madyline. I'm also normal, no matter what the voices in my head say. Don't listen to them, they're nuts. Welcome to Iwaku. :) If you have questions, feel free to message me and I'll help out however I can.
 
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@Madyline: Oh, hi! I wonder if we have some mutual imaginary friends! 8D

Thank you very much, I'm trying to settle down in here and move my butt slowly from the other site I've been in for a year with my roleplay and roleplay crew so getting myself fully in here might take few weeks, maybe a month if we're unlucky. This site is quite massive, and for the sheer size of it it's quite overwhelming to me, making it hard to navigate when I'm trying to suck in all the information like a sponge. Good to know I can bother someone if I need help, though some of my friends have also moved in here too... No wait, that means we're all in the same boat. Well, damn.
 
I know what you mean, it took me quite awhile to figure the site out when I joined too. I'll help you any way I can. :)
 
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I am bedazzled by your words. O___O Hallo Wicked! Welcome to you and all of your friends too! >:3 We love having new friends!
 
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@Diana: Hello and thank you very much! Few of them have already introduced themselves in here, some haven't yet made an account since it's not yet required, but eventually they will. I hope we can all get along! (That would be fantastic, because we've been bashed in the other site by that site's staff, so we're a bit... suspicious about being treated equally and justly. So far we've only seen positive things in here!) By the way, I loved your signature about grammar, I had such a good laugh reading that! GRAMMAR IS REALLY IMPORTANT.

@Crowsie: Thank you very much my good-- *Checks quickly the profile* --fair lady! A crow, eh? I love crows. And wings. I actually really have wings tattooed on my upper back! That's just how much I like them.
 
As long as you guys aren't doing bdsm pedo baby pony diaper porn, you'll prolly be okay! O__O We are big on creative freedom and [most] of the staffies are very nice. I think! >>; They're mean to me, anyway. >:[
 
@Diana: BDSM pedofilian infant pony diaper porn? Ummmmm. I think we're fine on that area, not going there. Don't worry. I'm more boring with my hormonal teenagers and teacher and student relationships or the like. o___o
 
Theyn you'll be a.okay! >:3