Well, well, look at this. This is the first time I have ever seen such thought-provoking question in my 16 years of existing in this universe.
I would press yes, but I am a pessimistic motherfucker, so I shall press no. But NO is also short for Nitrogen Oxide, and although I find science fascinating, I hate learning it, so I pressed yes. But then what if there's another part of the question I cannot see, and it's actually asking me if I support paedophiles? Maybe I should press 'no'. But then saying no too much would lead opportunities that are being handed right in front of me on a silver plate would go to waste. But then again, I'm a salty ass motherfucker. But then I hate eating salt & vinegar flavoured chips. Then again, vegemite is basically a pot of salt. But I like vegemite though. Well there's always nutella? But then I rarely have nutella ;-;. I like hazelnut chocolate though...but chocolate in general will make me fat. Then again I'm already fat as fuck. But people say I'm not that fat. But then every time I go to a clothe store in China all the staff just look at me in disdain as I try their L-sized section. Well at least I can still try on the clothes there right? Even so, there's not enough t-shirts in my wardrobe. But I have a really
cool Adventure Time shirt. But I don't even watch that much Adventure Time anymore. Maybe I should get back to it later...
Wait what was the original question again? Oh right...