Release schedule: IT RELEASES IN 1 HOUR, 52 MINUTES. I will probably obsess over this game for the next week or two. So, you know. If any of you are going to play it, feel free to get all excited for it here. If you can't buy it but would like to continue the venerated tradition* of XCommies through the years, just let me know, and I'll feel free to add your name to the roster of people who are going to get horribly murdered with plasma save the Earth. *That venerated tradition being that you rename your red shirts to friends, family, and coworkers, people you care about, people you know... And then through your mistakes, get them all brutally killed. I swear to God Firaxis, if you fuck me with this preorder, I'm going to use Steam's sell-back feature and fuck you right back in the teeth.