Would you like a minion?

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Diana, Jul 23, 2010.

  1. Here you are minding your own business, and suddenly... YOU GET A MINION.

    Do you want a minion to do as you order? >:D What sort of things would you be ordering you minions to do?
  2. ....I love my minions.

    Also, I think it would be fun! I'd make it fun for them! I'd pay them and I'd give them cool things!
  3. I love minions!

    And the baility to abuse power is always tempting! >:D
  4. I already have minions.

    And they're not useless like my Iwaku minions.
  5. Two words:

    Drone better.
  6. OMG i want a minion! someone plz buy meh one 0.0
  7. O_o I would never clean again, unless I felt like it.

    I would try to be a cool overlord though.

    " D:< You scrubbed the shower very well. I have purchased you a new rubber duck as a reward. It is in your cubby. Now make cookies and recreate until further notice, no less than two hours."

    I am slightly wary to the idea of wrinkly little demon type minions having their wrinkly little demon type hands on my cookies, but I suppose as long as I can train some good manners into them- hand washing, differentiation between flies and raisins, etc, etc.
  8. You mean sex slaves, right?
  9. I have followers on all forums I visit. It's lulzie.
  10. Hmm... I'd rather BE a minion XD I like the idea of being a sidekick better than the idea of having someone to force around -_-
    If having a minion automatically means he/she is inferior to me, it'd be so AWKWARD XD
    In that case, I'd rather be the minion ;D