WOULD YOU DATE _____'S AVATAR?

TWO PEOPLE HAVE BALLS! IS EVERYONE ELSE HERE A WOMAN OR CASTRATED?!
 
Ok, moving on, WHO WOULD DATE WMD'S AVATAR!?!
 
Ok, one "no" so far..... who else?!
 
I wouldn't date it..... 6 inches of power armour would get in the way of anything happening... though it'd make a great beerbuddy.... with the burning of heretics and constant crusades
 
TWO YES AND ONE NO! LET'S HEAR MORE OPINIONS!
 
Are there no more voices?
 
YES! I like that!

*Pats Darkness on the top of the head*

Good little sarcastic deviant!
 
Uhm.... no.
I feel there would be a tendency for uncomfortable staring from one of us.
No offense.
I luff WMD as a person o.o;
 
Ok...

Who would date Patty Pixie's avatar?
 
No, her hair color is obnoxious. I don't wanna have to explain that to my family and friends.
 
Awwwwwwwwww, that's one "no".
 
I mean her hair is like... it looks like Big Red, like the gum. And I hate that gum so much, like who would chew that? Cinnamon flavored gum? Really? What if her hair tastes like that? I mean, I'm not saying I intend to eat any of her hair, I don't, but it's like, what if I did date her, and we were into each other, and then we were getting it on and like on accident some of her hair slipped in my mouth, and I just got grossed out by that AND the fact it tastes like Big Red so I just puke. Mood killed, reputation ruined, pride stolen, all at once, just because of cinnamon flavored hair. I just don't see it happening.
 
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Ooooooookayyyyyyyy, any more opinions?