I mean her hair is like... it looks like Big Red, like the gum. And I hate that gum so much, like who would chew that? Cinnamon flavored gum? Really? What if her hair tastes like that? I mean, I'm not saying I intend to eat any of her hair, I don't, but it's like, what if I did date her, and we were into each other, and then we were getting it on and like on accident some of her hair slipped in my mouth, and I just got grossed out by that AND the fact it tastes like Big Red so I just puke. Mood killed, reputation ruined, pride stolen, all at once, just because of cinnamon flavored hair. I just don't see it happening.