Would Darkness Hit It?

[Tegan]

Agreed with Torst.

I SAID GODDAMN.

 

[Blind Hemingway]

Would you, Dark?

 

[Zypher]

How about this'un?

 

[Darkness]

Well I don't exactly expect a blowjob from either of those.

Doggystyle's a'ight.

Then I can just be all "HO HO HO" while I'm doin' it.

 

[Kitti]

Pffft, haha.
And mine wasn't low standards. Mine adhered to the "hot but potentially lethal" criteria.

 

[Blind Hemingway]

Would you give this girl a kiss?

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

Oh dear sweet emperor's balls, I think he'd need to put a bag over the third one's head.

 

[Tegan]

Rory, just what the hell is wrong with you? They're still in hive high school!

 

[Blind Hemingway]

Would you Darkness?

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

you know he loves pussy

 

[Darkness]

yeah yeah I'd hit it 'cause I'm such a bad rauncy man who insults everyone and drinks all day long, etc, etc, etc


This shit isn't funny anymore.

 

[Blind Hemingway]

It's always funny. Whatcha talkin' boy?

 

[Hydronine]

What would Darkness do with this one? She's bendy...[SPOILERi]

[/SPOILERi]

 

[Tegan]

Come on, you guys, knock it off! You're little Darkie's feelings. D:

 

[Ochalla]

Next you'll tell me spotted owls need trees.

 

[Darkness]

So you guys never stopped to think my personality and general trolling is a coping mechanism for my awful, povery and abuse ridden childhood?

You're all dicks and fags.

Ohhh, fagdick! That's a new one!

The 12 year olds are going to love that!

 

[Blind Hemingway]

Awww, come on Darkie

 

[Ochalla]

Does this mean I have to take off the flannel and put down the chain saw?

 

[Cosmic Orion]

Spoiler

GET IT?



GET IT?

 

[Darkness]

Awww, come on Darkie

I SAID NO NINJAS RORY