Would Darkness Hit It?

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to the Would Dorkness Hit It? thread!

The premise is simple:

Post a picture (sexy or not) and ask: "Would you Dorkness it?"

Please note, that the person(s) in the posted picture may or may not have any number of inherent dangers when trying to 'hit it', and that part of the amusement of this thread is posting a picture of an otherwise sexy-looking babe, only to have her be a universe-ending horror in disguise.

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There you go, folks. The first lady for Dorkness to consider. Are they harmless, or will they kill him in unimaginably painful ways? Find out next time on Would Dorkness Hit It?!
 
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Stacisaur

Guest
​I say yes.
-goes to find a picture.-~

:D
I found a pretty alien woman!

 
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
....Don't you mean your grandmother?
 
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Ask Darkness he's the one who hit it.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
True...Very true.
 
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Darkness

Guest
I'd hit The Jokerette and Crazy Odin there.

Alien chick is BALD, U GUISES.

SHE'S FUCKING BALD FOR GOD'S SAKE.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
How about this:

 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
We're not talking specifics, GMK.

But yes, he would.
 
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Darkness

Guest
I don't do ninjas.

Possibly, I mean, shit, that's a nice ass.

Also, yeppers, she could lift me up and blow me.

It's funny that the tag has roleplaying in it 'cause I'm like, totally roleplaying and shit.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
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Darkness

Guest
So... you like it when Tegan's hair gets entangled with your pubes?

And my standards aren't that low, shit, I'M ROLEPLAYING