Would Darkness Hit It?

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Blind Hemingway, Dec 20, 2011.

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  1. Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to the Would Dorkness Hit It? thread!

    The premise is simple:

    Post a picture (sexy or not) and ask: "Would you Dorkness it?"

    Please note, that the person(s) in the posted picture may or may not have any number of inherent dangers when trying to 'hit it', and that part of the amusement of this thread is posting a picture of an otherwise sexy-looking babe, only to have her be a universe-ending horror in disguise.

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    There you go, folks. The first lady for Dorkness to consider. Are they harmless, or will they kill him in unimaginably painful ways? Find out next time on Would Dorkness Hit It?!
     
    #1 Blind Hemingway, Dec 20, 2011
  2. ​I say yes.
    -goes to find a picture.-~

    :D
    I found a pretty alien woman!

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    #2 Stacisaur, Dec 20, 2011
  3. #3 October Knight, Dec 20, 2011
  4. ....Don't you mean your grandmother?
     
    #4 Blind Hemingway, Dec 20, 2011
  5. Ask Darkness he's the one who hit it.
     
    #5 October Knight, Dec 20, 2011
  6. True...Very true.
     
    #6 Blind Hemingway, Dec 20, 2011
  7. I'd hit The Jokerette and Crazy Odin there.

    Alien chick is BALD, U GUISES.

    SHE'S FUCKING BALD FOR GOD'S SAKE.
     
    #7 Darkness, Dec 20, 2011
  8. How about this:

    [video=youtube;pmekYJNIipc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pmekYJNIipc#![/video]
     
    #8 Blind Hemingway, Dec 21, 2011
  9. . . . . . . . .
    I am so fucking disturbed now. D:
     
    #9 Stacisaur, Dec 21, 2011
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    Would Darkness accept a handjob from this?
     
    #10 Karsikan the Berzerker, Dec 21, 2011
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  11. We're not talking specifics, GMK.

    But yes, he would.
     
    #11 Fel of the Eternal Forest, Dec 22, 2011
  12. Would you (open)

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    #12 Kitti, Dec 22, 2011
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  13. -giggles awkwardly.-
    This is so much fun.~
     
    #13 Stacisaur, Dec 22, 2011
  14. I don't do ninjas.

    Possibly, I mean, shit, that's a nice ass.

    Also, yeppers, she could lift me up and blow me.

    It's funny that the tag has roleplaying in it 'cause I'm like, totally roleplaying and shit.
     
    #14 Darkness, Dec 22, 2011
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    #15 Blind Hemingway, Dec 22, 2011
  16. POKEMON.<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
    Who wouldn't hit that. :D POKEMON!
     
    #16 Stacisaur, Dec 22, 2011
  17. This is just seeing how low Dark's standards are, really. xD
     
    #17 Kitti, Dec 23, 2011
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  18. Bald women mean less friction, young Darkington.
     
    #18 Asmodeus, Dec 23, 2011
  19. So... you like it when Tegan's hair gets entangled with your pubes?

    And my standards aren't that low, shit, I'M ROLEPLAYING
     
    #19 Darkness, Dec 23, 2011
  20. What is "low standard" about this fine woman?
     
    #20 Torsty, Dec 24, 2011
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