- Invitation Status
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- Posting Speed
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- Slow As Molasses
- Online Availability
- NEVER
- Writing Levels
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- Adept
- Douche
- Preferred Character Gender
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- Primarily Prefer Female
- Genres
- Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to the Would Dorkness Hit It? thread!
The premise is simple:
Post a picture (sexy or not) and ask: "Would you Dorkness it?"
Please note, that the person(s) in the posted picture may or may not have any number of inherent dangers when trying to 'hit it', and that part of the amusement of this thread is posting a picture of an otherwise sexy-looking babe, only to have her be a universe-ending horror in disguise.
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There you go, folks. The first lady for Dorkness to consider. Are they harmless, or will they kill him in unimaginably painful ways? Find out next time on Would Dorkness Hit It?!
The premise is simple:
Post a picture (sexy or not) and ask: "Would you Dorkness it?"
Please note, that the person(s) in the posted picture may or may not have any number of inherent dangers when trying to 'hit it', and that part of the amusement of this thread is posting a picture of an otherwise sexy-looking babe, only to have her be a universe-ending horror in disguise.
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There you go, folks. The first lady for Dorkness to consider. Are they harmless, or will they kill him in unimaginably painful ways? Find out next time on Would Dorkness Hit It?!
