WORK! WHAT IS THAT!?

XIII

I reject your reality and substitute my own
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Posting Speed
  1. Multiple posts per day
  2. 1-3 posts per day
  3. One post per day
  4. 1-3 posts per week
  5. One post per week
Online Availability
Daytime. Night time. Any time.
Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
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  3. Advanced
  4. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
  2. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Romance, Fantasy. Always some kind of non-human involved. (Such a vampires, succubi, incubi, etc.)
HEY BITCHES!

I'M IN A WEIRD MOOD.
EXPLAIN YOUR JOB.

BUT POORLY!

I FIX COMPUTER PROBLEMS FOR PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW TO COMPUTER BETTER THAN I DO.

BEFORE THAT, I BABYSAT GROWN ADULTS IN TIME OUT.

YOUR TURN!
 
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I help people with their oopsies.
 
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Everyone wants data and they gotta get through me first!
 
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I make shit up and people like it or they don't.
 
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If you have the coins I can help you find Dionysus's influence.
 
@Ocha the fact that you worded that like a khajit just made my night.
 
I teach people how to do word good.
 
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i use the government's words against them & pray they don't want more details.
 
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i pretend to be an owl all day and refresh my browser a bunch to see if anyone noticed 🤔
 
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@Diana *refreshes our roleplay to find no response* LOVE YOU OWL MOM.
 
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i pretend to be an owl

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I help people be happier by letting them do strange things to pixels. Most of the time they enjoy it.
 
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I'm so curious now what everyone ACTUALLY does for a living. Some people have said before (I believe @Nemopedia is some kind of attorney, right?), but I just wanna know. Ha
 
I occasionally help a company murder fish with the power of Zeus.
 
@Applo You have my attention.
 
I do some research assistant work for a company that designs and rents aquaculture equipment, the majority of which are electrical fish stunner/slaughter devices for fish farms and fishing vessels.
 
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I pretend to be a child in my ladycave, make a mess with colors or anything I find, and play God.
I bargain with the Muses (and Dormammu) to make words.
I grab a camera to film myself being a kid again, then forget to shut up for 20-40 minutes. Thankfully, I have a remote control to clip my stutters and awkward pauses.

... And previously/sometimes, I pretend to be a mom to strangers for a few hours.
 
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@Miyu You sound like the person I wanted to be growing up. Speaking of colors, I'm actually painting right now! Something I haven't done in....15 years or so?
 
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@Miyu You sound like the person I wanted to be growing up. Speaking of colors, I'm actually painting right now! Something I haven't done in....15 years or so?
Aaawwww thank you <3 That came with intense trainings of not giving a fudge to what they say. And also at the expense of keeping in mind that it's a VERY slow process. :'D

Oh??? That's awesome!! Mind if I see it? Or well, all of us?
 
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@Miyu You sound like the person I wanted to be growing up. Speaking of colors, I'm actually painting right now! Something I haven't done in....15 years or so?

On the topic of painting; I've been learning animation since December 2020, but I mostly work as a grip/PA in the film industry. Still not perfect but improving every day!
 
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