Word War 3 will be fought over..... Tequila

That's why I'm eating as much chocolate now as I possibly can!
 
World War Three will be fought over chocolate. Without chocolate I don't have an easy apology when I piss off women. We must fix this chocolate problem or we men will be doomed!
 
Xme, you know what they say, Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.