Witty

WHAT'S THE BEST KIND OF JOKE

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Hey there Iwaku, howsit?

I had surgery today (it went well aside from coming to halfway through,) and apparently I had the doctor cracking up with puns, one liners, and everything in between.

So, question, how witty are you? What sort of jokes are your favorite?
 
All the jokes. Give them. I enjoy funnies. I'm somewhat witty though I tend to aim for physical comedy (funny faces, slapstick, that kinda stuff)
 
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What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
 
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What sound does a witch's vehicle make?
Broom Broom!
 
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
 
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What does a mermaid use to wash her tail with?
Tide.
 
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I'm bored! Here's another one.

I'm afraid for the calendar!
-Why?
Because it's days are numbered.
 
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What's the most magical dog you can think of?
A labracadabrador.
 
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*Knock Knock*
-Why did you knock on the fridge?
because...there could be a salad dressing.
 
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What kind of eggs does an evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
 
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A thief on the loose, the local neighborhood watch will be keeping an eye out to try and catch her. If that doesn't work, they'll use both eyes.
 
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@ImaginationGoneWild @Jaqueline All wonderful jokes. The stick joke is my ultimate favorite to tell my kids.

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I so wish I could make funny faces. I suffer pretty terribly from RBF, so my faces tend to come out looking like I'm going to murder someone. But I can make some pretty funny puns.
 
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A man walked into a bar.

Ow.
 
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My usual kind of joke is just...deadpan delivery? I'm not really good at telling the standard joke, like knock knock jokes and the like, but my 'deadpan snark said with a neutral expression' is well known in my friend group, I guess? I don't think I'm very funny, but my friends think I'm hilarious.
 
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