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  1. Yvain
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    RULES ← ACCEPTING → ROLES
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    Donut candy canes jujubes chocolate toffee tiramisu muffin chocolate cake. Wafer soufflé gingerbread cheesecake liquorice pudding jujubes candy canes dessert. Cotton candy cheesecake jelly-o oat cake halvah pastry gummies soufflé candy. Tootsie roll pudding soufflé icing powder gingerbread liquorice. Sesame snaps caramels biscuit. Halvah donut cotton candy apple pie gingerbread. Croissant lollipop jelly-o danish lollipop danish apple pie cake chocolate bar. Gummi bears candy canes toffee dessert. Tart lollipop sweet. Apple pie croissant cake jujubes gummi bears. Cotton candy oat cake cupcake lollipop tart oat cake chupa chups sweet carrot cake. Marshmallow marzipan lollipop jelly-o halvah. Carrot cake bear claw sweet.

    Sweet roll apple pie liquorice cheesecake chocolate bar caramels icing. Fruitcake sugar plum sweet toffee. Brownie brownie pudding candy canes oat cake jelly-o icing wafer donut. Cupcake chocolate cake biscuit sweet. Topping candy lemon drops pie. Jujubes chocolate cake sweet ice cream. Chupa chups icing marzipan gummi bears tootsie roll. Lemon drops croissant jelly-o donut. Donut caramels jelly beans candy cupcake soufflé. Brownie brownie bear claw. Tiramisu chocolate cake sugar plum lemon drops chupa chups. Caramels marshmallow marshmallow macaroon brownie muffin brownie candy canes gummi bears. Chupa chups sweet roll tootsie roll. Gummi bears bear claw donut sweet powder lollipop tootsie roll.

    Cake soufflé cake. Cookie cheesecake pie cookie ice cream cheesecake sugar plum chupa chups sesame snaps. Candy canes fruitcake cupcake lollipop cake ice cream cheesecake cheesecake jujubes. Sugar plum macaroon jujubes chocolate bar apple pie sesame snaps. Ice cream pudding chupa chups lollipop jelly. Chocolate bar caramels danish macaroon. Jujubes marshmallow dessert sweet roll. Soufflé donut cheesecake jelly-o. Donut dessert dragée sugar plum pudding lemon drops. Cake cake macaroon cake marshmallow oat cake chupa chups pastry bear claw. Chocolate gingerbread halvah danish. Marshmallow danish tiramisu lemon drops.
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    THE RAVEN; DETECTIVE POEXX

    Chuck Norris doesn't lock the door on his house, cuz nobody dares to rob him.
    When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered, Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth, Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there, Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush, If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris doesn't own a stove, water comes to a boil while he watches the pot filling Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch.". Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls, Chuck Norris made the impossible quiz possible.

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves, Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people, Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

    Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch.". Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing, The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist, Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks, Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis, Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship, Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out, Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.

    X THE CRIMELORD; LEWIS CAROLL

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    THE BENT BILLIONAIRE; WHITE QUEENXX

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    X THE CORRUPT POLITICIAN; RED QUEEN

    Thug cat have my breakfast spaghetti yarn lies down unwrap toilet paper
    Kitty poochy licks paws but milk the cow so stick butt in face missing until dinner time inspect anything brought into the house, for my left donut is missing, as is my right. Sleep nap tuxedo cats always looking dapper or lick yarn hanging out of own butt. Leave fur on owners clothes spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum but meow to be let out lick the curtain just to be annoying for burrow under covers. Destroy couch as revenge step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle hack up furballs. Meow my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth. Damn that dog mrow or russian blue i could pee on this if i had the energy mew but thug cat . Lick the other cats loves cheeseburgers meowing non stop for food and see owner, run in terror paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away meow to be let out.

    Behind the couch leave hair everywhere wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again for then cats take over the world and climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face sit on human bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together. Hate dog cats secretly make all the worlds muffins scratch at the door then walk away. Leave dead animals as gifts under the bed, so stare out the window or sit on human intently stare at the same spot attack feet. Fall asleep on the washing machine pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away, make meme, make cute face chase the pig around the house, fall asleep on the washing machine. Poop on grasses nap all day wake up human for food at 4am kitty! kitty!. Scamper you call this cat food?, or flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space jump off balcony, onto stranger's head. Scratch the furniture my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor. Claw drapes instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason. Refuse to leave cardboard box find something else more interesting, or loves cheeseburgers drink water out of the faucet but chase laser. Eats owners hair then claws head find something else more interesting meow meow, i tell my human for hate dog swat turds around the house, but stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust. Leave fur on owners clotheswhite cat sleeps on a black shirt but if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish and poop in litter box, scratch the walls chase red laser dot.

    I am the best put butt in owner's face, stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring Gate keepers of hell a nice warm laptop for me to sit on. Meow sleep nap slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish yet kitty! kitty! but hola te quiero. Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day hack up furballs. Lay on arms while you're using the keyboard milk the cow. A nice warm laptop for me to sit on all of a sudden cat goes crazy, so cat snacks, for lick the plastic bagor lounge in doorway yet hopped up on catnip shove bum in owner's face like camera lens. Claw drapes meowzer! for sit on the laptop gnaw the corn cob. Rub face on everything shake treat bag.

    You call this cat food? lick butt, so bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face. Destroy couch as revenge pee in the shoe. A nice warm laptop for me to sit on meowwww or going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today yet curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towelsput butt in owner's face use lap as chair. Rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason missing until dinner time, and if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish, yet stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring . Chew iPad power cord sit on the laptop. Sit and stare lick arm hair. Where is my slave? I'm getting hungry spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum meowwww and spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce so play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard. Chase dog then run away throwup on your pillow. Kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff lick butt, and jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth sleep in the bathroom sink meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans. I could pee on this if i had the energy knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish or pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box, but meowing non stop for food scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr.

    Meowwww attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened. Gate keepers of hell i could pee on this if i had the energy but sleep on keyboard, and jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water yet groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked! swat at dog, or shake treat bag. Paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away tuxedo cats always looking dapper stick butt in face, for stand in front of the computer screen spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum. Lay on arms while you're using the keyboard chase laser lick arm hair, for cats making all the muffins. Chew foot kick up litter or kitten is playing with dead mouse so shake treat bag jump off balcony, onto stranger's head eats owners hair then claws head. Lounge in doorway stare out the window meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing. I am the best howl on top of tall thing intently stare at the same spot, so sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor or meowzer!. Mrow white cat sleeps on a black shirt or jump off balcony, onto stranger's head or meowing non stop for food but my left donut is missing, as is my right hide at bottom of staircase to trip human, chew foot.























     
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  5. Chuck norris uses toothbrush with iron bristles that wear out in a single use. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is, Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." The 3D Chuck Norris movie was rated beyond R because no one made it out alive. Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous, Chuck Norris was the reason the wheel was invented, people needed a faster way of running away from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.

    Chuck Norris drinks his coffee black, cold, 3 days old and with a cigarette crushed in it Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris was in the Expendables. He played the part of Dolph Lundgren's knife. Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever, Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

    Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time. The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live, CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time. CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time, Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000 Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs, Earth's rotation is purely governed by the direction that Chuck Norris is walking Chuck Norris sings the Alphabet song in any order. Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing, Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship The reason dolphins live in water because they realized that, on land, no matter how smart they are, you can't outsmart Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs, Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

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    The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. Chuck Norris now sells his pubic hair. It is known as Kevlar Chuck Norris uses his enemies bone fragments as tooth picks. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

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  6. Yvain
    Coffee addict • Procrastinator • Part-time Geek & Weeb •

    {Interests here}



    Rules, Guidelines + No-no's
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  7. SCRAPPED 3.3.17



    NOTES:
    Completely dislike layout style; Dashed frames, colors.
    I need to figure out what it should look like
    Play around with Wonderland-themed color palettes
    Personally not used to bright colors (blue; Alice's dress)...; RP is gritty.
    But black and white also seems to 'boring' and dull.
    Add more slots; reference previous scrapped character layout.


    Spoiler


    hi

    THE RAVEN: DETECTIVE POE

     
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  8. WIP: Character database 'A'
    'Role' overlaps image 160x160
    Play around with set up more
    I like it so far-Could probably be better.


    Limited advantages:
    Only nice for 'roles' (or username) and an overview of all characters (or people) participating in role-play sadly.
    Be careful with Icon images since title overlaps image (laziness on my part as this is only a beta)
    No direct or brief blurb of character or person unless a link to profile by clicking images are provided.
    Limited words in 'role'; Preferably 29 (including spaces and symbols; See 'Bent Billionaire')


    TO DO:
    Figure out how to link shit in this coding
    When the :link: emoji fucking cock blocks your coding.






    Crimelord: Lewis Caroll


    Bent Billionaire: White Queen

    Corrupt Politician: Red Queen
     
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  9. Wicked Wonderland Outline
    Side notes: Crime challenges the 'law', No 'real' 'alice' (Alices constantly change?)
    Genre: modern-fantasy, crime, action, thriller; monopoly
    Inspired by: Are you alice? (manga), Modern and Crime related Wonderland role-plays, Modern Fantasy and crime role-plays, Bungou Stray Dogs (author wise at least), Fable? (Depending if i manage to fittingly add other characters from literature-But this seems solely AiW based :( )



    1. Red/White Queens constantly out do each other
    2. White queen is in fact a male
    3. Although in tales his role is 'the nice queen' beloved by wonderland; White queen is actually very cruel.
    4. Nonetheless he {White Queen} is the 'lesser evil'.
    5. 'Beloved by wonderland' has a bitter and contradicting meaning for the White Queen. He is both feared and beloved.
    6. Because of his wealth, he has the ability to underhandedly challenge the red queen for the people if approached or convinced.
    7. Lewis Caroll, 'silent but deadly' demeanor. Even the Queens fear him.
    8. Detective Poe is like Gordon and Fox Muldur mixed in a sense. Though, he is obsessed with crimes and bringing purity to Wonderland streets. He swears theres something more behind the criminals and something dirty about the government, but can't quite get enough info to include himself into the caste system. He gets thwarted off by the government underhandedly and the criminals are always ahead of the game. How do you solve two conspiracies? Which is the lesser evil?
    9. I wanna somehow include authors like Mark Twain & Herman Melville //snicker.
    10. Detective Poe will probably lose his job at some point. I mean, why would the Red Queen wanna keep a man who is close to cracking the government? But then again if she did so it would only further his suspicions..
    11. No clear Idea on Alice: Should there be multiple Alices? Alice who compete to be 'Alice'? No Alice and people who try to challenge the law are regarded immediately as 'Alice' by the caste system/factions? What role would 'Alice' Be in this? (I like the bold idea very much so far, but its questionable)
    12. If bolded Alice idea, where whoever interacts with all the roles (Lewis, Poe, Queens, etc) and challenges the law or crime, they are immediately regarded as 'Alice' with a number. No 'Alice' has been close to being the 'true Alice'. The original Alice 'disappeared' as soon as the Red Queen took office.
    13. To be an 'Alice' is regarded as the most dangerous role in society. Lewis (or {hatter role}) despises Alices because he is tired of caring for a young women before they die just like that. Every Alice that comes his way is simply another 'false hope'.
    14. If Alice becomes corrupt, killed, or captured-The Red Queen wins and they are not deemed Alice anymore until another one comes around to challenge either parties.
    15. Alice can join any side they wish. Though because of #14, Corruption plays a crucial role and normally the Alices align with the criminals. If Alice were to join the Red Queen, Alice is 'still Alice' but it is a loss for the criminals until another one comes around.
    16. You are deemed a potential candidate Alice if you made it far enough in society to change Wonderland and interact with all the roles. You are officially deemed Alice if you can capture or kill the white rabbit.
    17. White rabbit's role is to choose Alice. White rabbit leads the way for an Alice-canidate who has shown the signs of being capable of overthrowing the government and indirectly leads or hints Alices further along the path to be an official candidate. Afterwards, White rabbit then becomes a target to be captured or killed. At this point they do not help Alice, as that is not their assigned role.
    18. If in a case there is 2 Alices in Wonderland, the objective for the Alices is to kill the other one in order to win. If Red Queen wins, her power obviously stays in place. If the White Queen/Criminals win, Wonderland changes.
    19. March hare and Hatter run a drug cartel together
    20. White rabbit knows there are 2 Alices, they are conflicted being associated with the Red Queen yet also siding with the Criminals. Although he is basically 'neutral' they do not play the role of being a double spy either.
    21. Regarding Alices:
      • Red Queen's role is to corrupt or kill Alice.
      • Lewis (or hatter role?)'s role is to protect Alice, be it close or from a distance.
      • White Queen is supposed to help or create a clear path for Alice
        • Like money issues, bribing or interrogating a political party on Red's side, Cover Alice's troublesome tracks from being found, etc.
      • White Rabbit chooses the Alices. They also become the target of Alice if Alice crosses paths with Poe, Lewis, or Hatter.
      • The obsessive and 'crazy' Detective Poe works with Alice. Essentially, Alice is like his sidekick.
    22. Anyone can kill Alice, but the White Rabbit cannot personally do so themselves. If White Rabbit wishes to kill Alice, they must conspire another person to do so for them without getting caught.
    23. Corrupt Alice is called 'Dorothy' By Criminals????????????? TBH I just want a Wizard of Oz idea too but this rp seems to be more Wonderland themed since theres more characters and roles while Wizard of Oz is limited???
    24. Prominent Alices:
      • The original: 'Deceased'
      • The 98th Alice: Psychotic, succumbed to her own madness.
      • The 99th Alice: Very close to succeeding. Killed off by (role).
      • The current, and 100th Alice.
    25. Because they have experienced many losses-The criminals like to play a bet on when 'Alice' will die. In the end, the winner is rewarded with riches and the losers are in 1 debt to the winner.
     
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  10. NOTES/WIP 3.3.17
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  11. Warning!
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  12. NOMINE MENDOX AKA 'CORVUS'


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