Why Zypher Isn't Allowed to Live Out His Animu Dreams....

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
 
0.o;;;;;;;

Whut?
 
I'd rock that bunny costume hardcore!
 
I'm sure you would Zyph, I'm sure you would...
 
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And I'm on a horse.
 
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So far this is what everyone in this thread has said
 
Only sane people need cocaine to have a good time.
 
But if you think your cat is offering you cocane.... are you really sane?
 
You know what color is the new black? SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKLES!
 
....*Activates T.D.R.M. and curbstomps everything sparkly in a ten mile radius*
 
*Mounts an incredible protest campaign*


*Stands out front holding a pitiful protest sign*


DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!