WHY TK NEEDS HELP

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Original poster
LURKER MEMBER
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Invitation Status
  1. Not accepting invites at this time
Posting Speed
  1. Multiple posts per day
  2. 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Advanced
  3. Prestige
  4. Douche
  5. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
I just accidentally closed out my browser window.

So I opened it back up, googled Iwaku, then when I was there, I "Iwaku'ed" Iwaku, not understanding why it wouldn't take me to the site that I was already on.

Then when I realized that I derped, I put "Iwaku" in the username bar and couldn't understand why It wouldn't log me in.

I think I officially am too fucking tired right now.

....I think I've been laying down on my phone the whole entire time...

No wonder my ass was vibrating.... I thought I was loosing it.

So if that isn't enough- today when I was at IHOP with the bf, and they were about to take my plate, I glared at the waiter and told him to give it back because I wasn't finished with the pancakes.....and then I remembered that I had eaten the last piece a couple moments before...

I'VE BEEN DERPING ALL FUCKING DAY, HELP ME PEOPLE.

...So... much derp...
 
Symptom of being TK:

Vibrating ass.








ALSO. . .






Is that what your whole day has been like TK?
 
Vay: I'M NOT ALWAYS THIS DERPED. I'm usually only HALF derp.

TODAY I WENT FULL DERP. I CAN'T SEEM TO GO BACK!

....

Orion, yes.
 
I JUST REALIZED THAT I FEEL YELLOW

I FUCKING FEEL YELLOW.

DO YOU UNERSDTND

....UNDERTYAND....

Fuck it, Im going to hbed...

FULK SLEPP CHECK@! I AM GOING T SLEEP ITS NOT NORMAL TO JHELL YELLOW.
 
....They have IHOPs in Texas?
 
Yes, and for once, I'm not talking about the religious one.

It's the only reason why I stay in Texas- the food, sometimes, and the feeling you get when you shout "I FUCK GIRLS" at a church when you drive by it.

....

I'm going to hell...
 
You won't be alone TK.

View attachment 7828

This sums me up (and I assume many of us here) quite nicely.
 
I JUST REALIZED THAT I FEEL YELLOW

I FUCKING FEEL YELLOW.

DO YOU UNERSDTND

....UNDERTYAND....

Fuck it, Im going to hbed...

FULK SLEPP CHECK@! I AM GOING T SLEEP ITS NOT NORMAL TO JHELL YELLOW.

These symptoms are quite severe...


TK I think you're turning Japaneese
 
I thought she already was.
 
LOL, I already know I'm addicted, and I freely admit to it =D