WHY TK NEEDS HELP

Hydronine

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I just accidentally closed out my browser window.

So I opened it back up, googled Iwaku, then when I was there, I "Iwaku'ed" Iwaku, not understanding why it wouldn't take me to the site that I was already on.

Then when I realized that I derped, I put "Iwaku" in the username bar and couldn't understand why It wouldn't log me in.

I think I officially am too fucking tired right now.

....I think I've been laying down on my phone the whole entire time...

No wonder my ass was vibrating.... I thought I was loosing it.

So if that isn't enough- today when I was at IHOP with the bf, and they were about to take my plate, I glared at the waiter and told him to give it back because I wasn't finished with the pancakes.....and then I remembered that I had eaten the last piece a couple moments before...

I'VE BEEN DERPING ALL FUCKING DAY, HELP ME PEOPLE.

...So... much derp...
 

Vay

The Empress
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Aren't you always like this?
 
C

Cosmic Orion

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Symptom of being TK:

Vibrating ass.








ALSO. . .






Is that what your whole day has been like TK?
 

Hydronine

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Vay: I'M NOT ALWAYS THIS DERPED. I'm usually only HALF derp.

TODAY I WENT FULL DERP. I CAN'T SEEM TO GO BACK!

....

Orion, yes.
 

Vay

The Empress
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NEVER GO FULL DERP!
 

Hydronine

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I JUST REALIZED THAT I FEEL YELLOW

I FUCKING FEEL YELLOW.

DO YOU UNERSDTND

....UNDERTYAND....

Fuck it, Im going to hbed...

FULK SLEPP CHECK@! I AM GOING T SLEEP ITS NOT NORMAL TO JHELL YELLOW.
 

Blind Hemingway

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....They have IHOPs in Texas?
 

Hydronine

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Yes, and for once, I'm not talking about the religious one.

It's the only reason why I stay in Texas- the food, sometimes, and the feeling you get when you shout "I FUCK GIRLS" at a church when you drive by it.

....

I'm going to hell...
 

Hirohashi

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My favorite topic would have to be fantasy but I'm more than willing to take part in just about any genre.
You won't be alone TK.

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This sums me up (and I assume many of us here) quite nicely.
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

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I JUST REALIZED THAT I FEEL YELLOW

I FUCKING FEEL YELLOW.

DO YOU UNERSDTND

....UNDERTYAND....

Fuck it, Im going to hbed...

FULK SLEPP CHECK@! I AM GOING T SLEEP ITS NOT NORMAL TO JHELL YELLOW.
These symptoms are quite severe...


TK I think you're turning Japaneese
 

Hydronine

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Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
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Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
I thought she already was.
 

Hydronine

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Vay

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yer doin it wrong.
 

Hydronine

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LOL, I already know I'm addicted, and I freely admit to it =D