WHY TEGAN, WHY?

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
Original poster
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
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Why'd you eat the Carrot Cake Man?
 
Cause he was tasty *noms on the remains of Carrot Cake man's head.*
 
BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!!

THIS THREAD IS STUPID. YOU ARE STUPID.
 
YOUR FACE IS THE ONLY PRIME EXAMPLE OF YOUR STATEMENT.