WHY TEGAN, WHY?

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
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Why'd you eat the Carrot Cake Man?
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
Cause he was tasty *noms on the remains of Carrot Cake man's head.*
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
YOUR FACE IS THE ONLY PRIME EXAMPLE OF YOUR STATEMENT.