WHY TEGAN, WHY?

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


Why'd you eat the Carrot Cake Man?
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
Cause he was tasty *noms on the remains of Carrot Cake man's head.*
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
YOUR FACE IS THE ONLY PRIME EXAMPLE OF YOUR STATEMENT.