WHY SPIDERS?!

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Mittens83, May 27, 2012.

  1. I just realized that Iwaku has SPIDERS.

    WTF ARE THEIR PURPOSE BESIDE MAKING ME CHECK FOR SPIDERS IN MY HOME?


    ihatemuthafukenspiders.
     
  2. spiders are invisible search engine thingies that let the iwakuian government track us
     
  3. I knew they couldn't be trusted!

    D:<
     
  4. no...no trust them *shifty shifty*
     
  5. ​SPIDERS EAT OTHER INSECTS. LOVE THEM.
     
  6. STACI-SAMA NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

    They got to your brains!!! You've become one of their SLAVES. D:

    they have the ability to crawl on the ceiling. nothing that does that can be trusted. not. even. spiderman.
     
  7. ​SPIDAH SLAVE STACI.
     
  8. O_O nuuuuu Staci...nuuuuuu!!!!!
     
  9. Well, at least he's still telling me to burn things.
     
  10. aahhhh!!!! the spiders got another one!!!
     
  11. I used to think spiders were harmless.....then I got punched in the face by one....I never trusted them again!
     
  12. We have spiders because we're on the web.

    Now look at what you've done. This thread will now be about bad puns. :[
     
  13. Spiders love us and want to be loved... so they can take advantage...and take it too fast by biting us on our necks... like vampires...naughty naughty vampires...
     
  14. Juku-san....you have killed me.....I leave all my possessions to my cat Doom....oh and I guess my boyfriend x.x

    As for the rest of you, we should make a pact for Anti-Vampiric-Spider-Club!! D:< To protect Iwaku and it's members! Because if it gets to Diana-sama, we are all screwed!
     
  15. Why don't you quit saying silly shit and calling americans like you were a chink?

    That might help.
     
  16. <- isn't Chinese...or American for that matter <(oWo)>
     
  17. So why the fuck do you do it? Do you like chinks?

    Shit, I don't use english if I'm speaking spanish or vice versa.

    Latin is an entirely different deal though.
     
  18. It's funny because those suffixes are from the Japanese language, not Chinese :3

    So therefore!

    You're insult is redundant!