Why do we fart?

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Blind Hemingway

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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Flatulence is a daily phenomenon. In fact, most human beings pass gas 10-20 times a day (yes, that includes you). Where does your bodily gas come from?
 
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I NEVER.

Ladies only toot.
 
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If you don't fart, then that makes you a robot.
 
I fart for my friends.
 
From the bacteria in my large intestine, of course.

Although, if I went really deep, as in terms of the origin of them gases' mass[es], then all my farts come... FROM THE STARS.
(or maybe from all the hot air coming from my ego?)
 
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Your cookie, Blind sir Hemingway, is fodder (for my fart-making bacteria).
 
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