Who's your waifu?

[BrattyCommissar]

So I actually spent some time trying to think of if I have a waifu now, or if I ever did, and... well I almost settled on no. I mean despite all my anime, I pretty much hold up the relations in the story or prefer to ship them with other characters therein rather than go all self insert shipping.

But then I looked at my avatar.

So I guess I do have a waifu: Xochiquetzal. Who, actually, may be a close second to Chalchiuhtlicue. While Xochiquetzal is beauty, sex, and possibly lesbianism ( meaning primo points ), there's just something endearing about the compassion and love that Chalchuihtlicue exudes. I think she'd make a better wife, and Xochiquetzal a better lover. I guess what I'm saying is, is that Tlaloc has good taste in women.

Granted, taking what I know of Xochiquetzal, I better pick her as the favourite because if I don't, she may just kill me, while Chalchiuhtlicue doesn't carry such a threat with rejection.

Oh those zany Aztecs and their silly antics.

 

[Hellis]

Fuck your 2D waifu bullshit. You know what I love. Impossibly dimensioned, Non-euclidean waifus.

 

[Minerva]

Fuck your 2D waifu bullshit. You know what I love. Impossibly dimensioned, Non-euclidean waifus.

Non... Euclidean?

Look, you made SCP-049 sad. Go apologize.

 

[Hellis]

Look it up.

 

[Minerva]

Look it up.

I know. I was kidding, because 049's label is Euclid.

 

[Asmodeus]

So kawaii.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

no but it doesn't matter. Waifu is japanese for wife. So any girl I could see myself happily married to could be my waifu.

I'm happy for your love life.
But that ain't no anime Waifu.
That's just a wife.

Get out of here with your having a life shit! >:C

 

[Zombehs]

This is a very difficult choice for me. As a man of fine taste, all the fictional characters I fancy are of the highest caliber. But if I have to choose only one?

The lucky girl

You. You're cool.

OG

So kawaii.

Also, more weeb.

Weeb Ver.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Also, more weeb.

 

[Zachary-Sama]

Get out of here with your having a life shit! >:C

So it's a bad thing to be happy and have a real relationship with a real girl? Hmmmm LOGIC

 

[Flame]

Awww shit.....

You know who's adorable, scary, and endearingly dumb and can kill you with the heat of a supernova in .3 seconds without much effort?

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

So it's a bad thing to be happy and have a real relationship with a real girl? Hmmmm LOGIC

In all serious Kentsuki, I do like you.

But... you are taking things a bit too seriously, you need to relax a bit and realize when someone's just yanking your chain. :P

 

[Zachary-Sama]

In all serious Kentsuki, I do like you.

But... you are taking things a bit too seriously, you need to relax a bit and realize when someone's just yanking your chain. :P

I was joking too Pfft.
If I hadn't met my girlfriend. I'd be the type whose buying a hugging pillow and whispering to it at night >.>

 

[Saito Hajime]

Awww shit.....

You know who's adorable, scary, and endearingly dumb and can kill you with the heat of a supernova in .3 seconds without much effort?

And here I thought your waifu would be Mako Mankanshoku....

 

[Asuras]

And here I thought your waifu would be Mako Mankanshoku....

I FEEL SO BETRAYED.

 

[Asmodeus]

Everyone is nonchalant.

 

[Flame]

And here I thought your waifu would be Mako Mankanshoku....

I FEEL SO BETRAYED.

She's too young... I'd feel awful. I like to think of her as someone who'd be a really cool friend. Besides, I ship her with Ryuko~

 

[Asuras]

She's too young... I'd feel awful.

So even if you were younger you wouldn't like her?

Generally when I deal with these sorts of things I just consider them from a younger standpoint. Aka, when I was a minor. :I

 

[Zachary-Sama]

She's too young... I'd feel awful. I like to think of her as someone who'd be a really cool friend. Besides, I ship her with Ryuko~

I believe she's the only person you COULD ship Ryuko with lol. She really shows almost no interest for anybody other than her sister.

 

[Flame]

So even if you were younger you wouldn't like her?

Not in any romantic capacity. I do like her, but not like that.~

You know who I do like but not as much as Utsuho?