Who's the Daddy?

[Ochalla]

Alright so boys hate biology talk, so we will skip that. Just answer me this, who on Iwaku is my damn baby Daddy? Or was it something else?

 

[Delnoir]

Have you been abducted by aliens lately?

 

[Diana]

I BET IT WAS JINX.

 

[Zypher]

NO! Jinx is after my future daughter, Zyphia!

 

[Blind Hemingway]

It was Vay.

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

I thought it was Orohic.

Orohic sleeps with all womens.

 

[Blind Hemingway]

Ocha has too much class for someone like him.

 

[xmelesiox]

It was probably a turkey baster.

 

[Paorou-sama]

What's this, Maury or something?

 

[Blind Hemingway]

No, this is the early days of Oprah.

 

[Darkness]

As far as I know the only one I hit on is Fluffy, so count me out.

 

[Blind Hemingway]

You were high that one time...

 

[Tegan]

It was probably a turkey baster.

Seconded.

 

[Kitti]

Rory seems awfully quick to point the finger.....

 

[Blind Hemingway]

I have a wife, thank you very much little cat.

 

[Cosmic Orion]

But wasn't Ocha your Waifu?


WHO ARE THESE OTHER WIVES, RORY?

 

[Blind Hemingway]

Ocha is my doopleganger.

My Waifu is Angl.

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

I bet it was the God/virgin Mary thing, and your children are all messiahs in some twisted religion.

 

[Fluffy]

It's Isaboo, of course.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

I blame the viking