Who's Jack Shade Anyways?

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
There are apparently many faces to this admin guy...

He's a furry...

Some old guy on Facebook.

Some kind of Lamp shade created by Philps.

Apparently works for Aflac.

A guy from NY that never updates his Live Journal.

And according to Google:

Original title: Death and Jack Shade
Original languages: English

Summary (From the publisher):
They said Jack Shade killed his first man when he was fifteen. That he robbed his first bank when he was a year older. That he had more notches on his Colts than he had years. Jack Shade was a man you didn’t cross – and stay alive!
Jared Hawk crossed Jack Shade. He wanted the outlaw killer... and he took $5,000 of Shade’s money to use as bait in a trap with only one outcome: death!
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
I think this Jack Shade Person should explain a few things, I'll have the interrogation room prepped.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
After we finish I elect the other furry, Ike, cleans up the mess.

I'll grab the jumper cables and the car battery. You grab the hose and the leaky faucet. Anybody got pliers?
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
Hold on, I know a techpriest, he should have something.











found them.
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
Invitation Status
,
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
This thread needs more SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKLES!
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
It's OK, Rory. We've all internet-stalked our infatuations at one point or another.

>_>

*Scoots away from Asmo.*
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
ZOMG, THE LADY ABOVE ME MUST BE JACK SHADE.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
Just because a joke is old doesn't detract from the hilarity of nostalgia.

Thank you for making me make sense. You troll.
 
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Ochalla

Guest
Now that's something to consider, does trying to be rational in the Asylum constitute as trolling? If so, what are the consequences of said actions? Can moderate emotions of empathy and comradery also work in this fashion?
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
You... You're ruining my life! Stop making head-hurty!!!

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
 
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TheNeverThere

Guest
I actually have a picture of Jack on my computer...So, who wants to see it?
 
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Lunatic AI

Guest
I remember when Jack Shade first joined Iwaku... Wow I feel old. But oddly, for once... in a good way...