Who's bigger, badder, and can kick ass?

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

Too slow, has to go to battle with main food source...etc.

 

[Katla]

But you don't hear about no ninja or pirate apocalypse, do ya? No, you don't! The end of the world will end with zombies!

 

[Arsenal XA4]

Neither ninjas nor zombies have part in a major religion.

They have not been...

HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!

HEIL DAS TECHNO VIKING!!!

 

[Sir Basil]

Pirates. Pirates have hats.
AWESOME hats.

 

[Katla]

That spaghetti monster is a freaky lil' thing.

And if they ban hats forever, you have nothing but a man in lace! ...which is allright - all depends on the man.

 

[Arsenal XA4]

Pah...

A hat does not make a Pirate...

THE PIRATE MAKES THE HAT!!!

 

[Fluffy]

This is awesome

Pirate+Ninja+Zombie+Robot+Dinosaur=Ultimate win.

 

[Katla]

Ha-ha, perfect, Fluffy! Now we just need to make an army!

 

[That One Wendu]

Pirates are pretty hot. But they are smelly and gross, too.

Ninjas are sexy and mysterious like.

Like...

Pirates are like the loud mouth, arrogant stereo-type main male character in anime. Ninjas are like the silent broody type.

Zombies are the dumb childhood friend that doesn't know how to anything. D:<

I just prefer Ninjas. Sexy in black, and hopefully more hygienic...

 

[Captain Nic]

Pirates.

They attack modern navy warships and don't afraid of anything.

 

[Katla]

*sticks my tongue out at ya'll* Such a disappointment! Zombies have BIGGER groups, are BADDER in terms of rot, and CAN KICK ASS if one of their limps don't fall off first.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

I shall attempt to reiterate my previous point

Red corsairs = Pirate + Chaos Space Marine

so now what would that do to your ninjas and zombies? simple.

that

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

This is like a bad Seth Rogan movie.

Starts out good, but then you realize it isn't Superbad.

 

[Fluffy]

Zombie pirates are pretty shweet. Kinda makes me think of the first PotC movie. They were cursed to be sort of undead-like creatures and couldn't die! Not necessarily putrid corpses, but closely the same.

So there's my compromise for two of the three candidates. Since a zombie ninja just isn't right.

 

[xmelesiox]

Zombie ninjas are perfectly right. They have so much in common.

Ninjas are sneaky little bastards that get you when you least expect it. Zombies do the same thing. Open your closet and BAM - zombie.

They both excel in darkness. Ninjas slink around in it and zombies just usually end up in it through out the search of food.

Ninjas scale walls and leap over fences to get you. Zombies eventually go through the fence or pile up enough dead bodies to get over the wall. Kind of works.

Both are okay with dismemberment! Ninjas take limbs and zombies lose them.

But unfortunately - pirates own all.

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

This thread is lies and ignorance.

 

[Razilin]

Ninjas.

Werewolves are currently represented by Jacob Black. Who's a pussy piece of jailbait on steroids. No real muscle mass there. Wimp.

Zombies are currently represented by fast zombies, which just get to bullets faster.

But ninjas? They're represented by freaking Ninja Assassin!