Whoever knew plane tickets could be so EXPENSIVE?

Astaroth

Astaroth

[*screaming into the void intensifies*]
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It varies a lot depending on my schedule, unfortunately.
Writing Levels
  1. Advanced
  2. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Male
Genres
Psychological horror
Body horror
Supernatural
Giallo
Splatterpunk
Dark fantasy
Historical
Low fantasy
Magipunk
Weird West
Noir
Thriller
Gothic horror
Southern Gothic
Gaslamp fantasy
Cyberpunk
Space saga
Clockpunk
Space Western
Space opera
Paranormal
Modern fantasy
Dieselpunk
Post-Apocalyptic
Crime drama
Medieval fantasy
Right, I'm out more money than is really wise, but it's all for a good cause, amirite? Super excited you guys! Going to be on when I can tomorrow but I really don't know how much. At the very least I'll be on my phone. And then, well, you won't see me for a few days, hahaha!

So excited! Yay!
 
Nice having you Ozzie! You're ready and rarin' to go I see! And I am sorry for the lack of a more creative post. Lord Vayder beat me to it... But glad to meet you! :D
 
GO OZZIE GO!
 
I don't understand how you are in the cbox when you would be on a plane right now still. Or in an airport. Or getting through customs. Or did you find a way to make a teleporter and you're currently in the cbox from Thailand?
 
Right, for all of you getting all excited for me. I feel I should rectify this. *Hands out calendars, open to today's date*

BUT I LOVE YOU GUYS AND IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN. JUST NOT TODAY. :3
 
WORST EXECUTED JOKE EVER. D:
 
I KNOW. IT WAS LAST-MINUTE AND NOT MY IDEA AND I JUST DID IT 'CAUSE I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE. D:
 
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