Insert verb at your leisure. Or noun. Or paragraph. Whatever. But whatever you do... DON'T. MENTION. WHO DID IT. That person would be destroyed violently by sandwich lovers everywhere if they found out the identity of this sandwich violator, from fat husbands who demand their wives make sandwiches, to little league soccer teams who munch on them after a big game, would form an angry mob to tear this unfortunate soul limb from limb.