Who the f**k cares?

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whatsacow

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Why does everyone whine so much? I'm over it! People whine about things that don't matter in the slightest, like how dogs used to be a slightly more pleasing shade of brown, or how trees are better for you than carbon monoxide. You even get moronic douche bags who whine about whining, then point it out in their rant hoping to be funny!
Now, I know this is all your opinion and stuff, but your opinion is wrong. This is the internet, and its a lot like dating: Nobody cares about your pet cats. They just listen to you on the off chance that you'll take off your pants!
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
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Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
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Male, Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
BUT YOU'RE WHINING ABOUT WHINING! OMG *brain asplodes*
 
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Kitti

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BUT I CAN'T

HUG

EVERY

CAT





PS - The pants are staying on. :D
 
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Cotillion

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Vay

The Empress
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Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
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Karsikan the Berzerker

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*The Cat-Emperor walks up to kitti* Hai
 
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Stacisaur

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. . .



THIS WILL MAKE PEACE HAPPEN EVERYWHERE.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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Hey, that isn't very fair. I have male genitalia and I enjoy talking about cats.
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
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,
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
Wait...dormice are real!?
 
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Stacisaur

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IT HAS BEEN DETERMINED, APPARENTLY:

​PANTS ARE OPTIONAL IN THIS FORUM.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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I never had any pants to take off. Ask Rory.
 

Hirohashi

Spirit of Fire
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My favorite topic would have to be fantasy but I'm more than willing to take part in just about any genre.
IT HAS BEEN DETERMINED, APPARENTLY:

​PANTS ARE OPTIONAL IN THIS FORUM.
I thought pants were optional for everything in life.
 
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Laggy Lagiacrus

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Arashi

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Pants are retarded. No one should wear them. You eventually take them off, anyways.

If you gotta wear pants though, make them underwear of the black and lacy variety. Or any variety that is sexy. Unless you're a dude-- please don't wear black and lacy if you're a dude. I don't care how manly/ epic your manjunk is, there is nothing manly enough to make black lace look manly. Unless you want your manjunk to look feminine, in which case go for it.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
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Slow As Molasses
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NEVER
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Adept, Douche
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Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
This thread has nothing to do with whining.