WHO IS NICK CRENSHAW????

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Darkness

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He's a CIA agent.

Or a ghost.


WAIT THEY MEAN THE SAME!!!

'CAUSE THEY'RE BOTH DEAD!!!

BA DUM TSSSH!
 
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Boss Frost

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He's a D&D fan, at least this I know.

...Though he doesn't really reply often.
 
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Neko Archy

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He is from austin, texas, or the surrounding area and is related to the people who own the Chrenshaw/Elsass system of daycares, gyms, and afterschool programs.
 
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Corvus Corax

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HE'S A ASMO STALKER....HE'S NOT REALLY LOOKING AT DnD....HE'S WORSHIPING HIS ASMO FROM AFFAR.


I worship up close though! -jumpcling at asmo- PIGGY RIDE NOW? O________O
 

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Nick Crenshaw sent you, didn't he!

*garottes Corvus and jumps through the window, driving for Mexico*
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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PLOT HOLE!!!

HOW DID YOU GET ACROSS THE POND?
 

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I used the Nick Crenshaw Paradox. Durr!
 
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Glazer

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Wait a minute, a mysterious stranger who enjoys Dungeons and Dragons?! It's Asmo is disguise! Nice try Asmo!
 

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Who knows... He could be Diana!
 
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Darkness

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Diana comfirmed from hermaphrodite old woman who likes to play pretend with teenagers.
 

Blind Hemingway

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Yeah, something like that. You know you love her even more now.
 

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OMG GUIES! THIS IS SOOOOOOOOO NOT COOOOL!111!!!!!114
 
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Corvus Corax

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I died by asmos hand....MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.


;___; IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL....nick is jealous now, I just know it.
 

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We must FIGHT the Crenshaw legions!

*torches Orochi's house*
 
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Paorou-sama

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Let Orochi's burning home be an example of all those who would support this Crenshaw filth.

I suspect that CRENSHAW is sending ANTI BREAD PROPAGANDA to weaken our ELITE FEW OLDER MEMBERS and bring forth Diana's reign of terror. By doing so, he tricks Orochi into making a statement that puts his habitat in danger.

WELL WE SURE SHOWED CRENSHAW.
 
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PattyPixie

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NUH UH!
I'M TAKING CREDIT FOR THE ANTI BREAD PROPAGANDA!

SCREW YOU NICK CRENSHAW, TAKING MY CREDIT!