Well for starters, I chose that truck as a joke because of the camo. One of the things people know me by here is the fact that I love hunting. I definitely did not pick that truck to start a 'who has the biggest weiner' competition. And truthfully, I naturally assume that most men who have oversized trucks for their needs, or is unecessarily lifted, have all kinds of useless 'manly' additions etc are the male form of a 'pavement princess' and has a small weenie.
Secondly, again that isn't even the truck I'd choose. First of all, I wouldn't call it a 'forest' since it's max-4 camo also known as wetlands camo and would be used more for duck hunting. Second, I actually make fun of people that camo out their trucks. Again the ones who do are usually city folk who purely road hunt, or are douches. This theory applies to camo wedding dresses, camo high heels, etc.
This is the actual truck I'd choose.
It is simple, decent on gas, reliable, dependable, and is in it for the long haul. This is what trucks nowadays wish they could be.
As for a cool car. Below is my dream car.
