"That'll be 27 doodlies." The shopkeeper stretched out his thin, gnarly fingers. Serkan blinked, once. "Doodlies? Sorry, what-"
"Doodlies, yeh fool. DOOOOOOOOODLIES." The old man at the counter leaned forwards, waving his bony arms around in comical fashion, as if frantically swatting at an invisible seagull. Serkan blinked, again. "You mean, doubloons?" He reached into his inner coat pocket and pulled out a handful of gold coins. Before he could put the money on the counter, the old man snatched the coins out of Serkan's hand and bit into one of them. "Yeh, these be doodlies." Then, without another word, the shopkeeper hopped off his stool and waved to the tall, muscular person shelving canned beans at the back of the shop. "Louse, git going. We got cats and burrows to move."
Serkan walked out of the store with the shop assistant and began loading the supplies onto a large, wooden cart. "Cats and burrows...the man's pretty funny."
The shop assistant hoisted up a crate and grunted. "E's my daddy."
Serkan realized his invisible shoelaces had come untied again. He knelt down and attempted to tie them, while leaning against a large barrel. "Oh, is that so? I mean that he's lucky to have such a strong son like you...er...."
The shop assistant wound a thick rope across three large sacks of hardtack and cornmeal. "The name's Louise." She paused to glance over the ties and padding on the mountain of supplies. "I'm ah girl."
Serkan suddenly remembered he had left his shoelace tying kit on the ship. Standing quickly, with his invisible laces still untied, he coughed into his hand and nodded at the cart. "So, can I help with the hitchin'?"
The shop assistant gave a slow grin. "No suh. This shop don't 'ave horses."
Serkan eyed the towering heap of supplies with an increasing sense of dread. "I don't suppose, this means...?"
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The first mate was little more than halfway back to the ship when the sound of shouting and frantic running caught his attention. Sighing, he wiped away the sweat on his brow before tugging on the handles of the cart. "Rotten, gizzard frampin', rum-thievin', black-spotted buffoons...Scupper the bastards..." Before he could say much else, a man dashed past him, screaming bloody murder. "What is it THIS time?" Serkan grumbled, as he settled the cart down and turned to face the great beast that was terrorizing the port town. A barrel barreled into his scowling face, then barreled away down the street. Serkan drew his cutlass and snarled at the wayward rum barrel. "Halt, yeh fiend!" And with that, he gave chase.