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Digi-Guy
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Captain Lawfrey sat on the bowsprit of this ship. Well, technically he reclined on the bowsprit. Ok if we are getting specific here, he reclined on a sofa that was mounted on the bowsprit. He was sleeping there quite contentedly. His snoring was loud, louder than sound of the sound of the boat plowing through the open waters. Even louder than the winds that carried their junky ship. The ships name as The Shoddy Corsair. It got its name because…well it was made by shoddy craftsmen drunk on shoddy rum. The only reason it was still functional was because of the dedicated shipwright that was constantly repairing the vessel. Hooks the Quarter Master slowly walked out unto the bow of the ship.
"Yes…that lazy sack of lard is sound asleep! Now I will kill him and take the ship as my own" thought the murderous pirate as he got close to the slumbering captain.
"ZzzzzzzzzHookssucksatlifezzzzzzzzzz." Snored the captain.
"Huh?" Hooks said quietly
"ZzzzzzzHookssmellslikeoldsogggyfishtacoszzzzzzzz"
"Captain? Are you awake?" asked Hooks. There was silence. So Hooks took out his infamous hooks and raised his arms up to strike.
"Zzzzzzzzhowdoeshooksevenwalkwithoutdyingfromstupidityzzzzzz" again snored the captain
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"What? Did you just? I'm gonna! Gaw just die!" yelled Hooks as he drove his hands down to strike at the captain. Unfortunately for Hooks, at that time Lawfrey spun the sofa on its swivel and knocked Hooks off the ship. "GAH!" Hooks yelled as he fell.
"Who in the what now?" Said the Captain scratching his head and looking around for who had yelled.
"Ugh….captain….we're coming into port soon. Land is in sight…" Hooks said from below. The quarter master managed to stick one of hooks into the side of ship, saving himself from a cold swim.
"Hooks! What in the blazes are you doing down there?"
"Nothing sir…I was just….looking for my uh…..pet hermit crab" Lied the man hanging on the side of the boat.
"Oh that was your pet? Well, he tasted great!" Said the fat man in the chair.
"You ate Scuttles?" Cried Hooks?
"Yup. I'll be in my cabin should you need me." Said the captain as he waddled off the bowsprit.
"Scuttles…*sniffle*"
After Hooks shed a tear or two for his lost hermit crab, he climbed up the side of the ship and hopped onto the deck. He straightened his coat and collar. Had to look somewhat presentable to his motley crew of scallywags!
"OY! FIRST MATE! FRONT AND CENTER! And where is that bloody music women? Is she passed out again?" Yelled Hooks quite obnoxiously.
"Yes…that lazy sack of lard is sound asleep! Now I will kill him and take the ship as my own" thought the murderous pirate as he got close to the slumbering captain.
"ZzzzzzzzzHookssucksatlifezzzzzzzzzz." Snored the captain.
"Huh?" Hooks said quietly
"ZzzzzzzHookssmellslikeoldsogggyfishtacoszzzzzzzz"
"Captain? Are you awake?" asked Hooks. There was silence. So Hooks took out his infamous hooks and raised his arms up to strike.
"Zzzzzzzzhowdoeshooksevenwalkwithoutdyingfromstupidityzzzzzz" again snored the captain
.
"What? Did you just? I'm gonna! Gaw just die!" yelled Hooks as he drove his hands down to strike at the captain. Unfortunately for Hooks, at that time Lawfrey spun the sofa on its swivel and knocked Hooks off the ship. "GAH!" Hooks yelled as he fell.
"Who in the what now?" Said the Captain scratching his head and looking around for who had yelled.
"Ugh….captain….we're coming into port soon. Land is in sight…" Hooks said from below. The quarter master managed to stick one of hooks into the side of ship, saving himself from a cold swim.
"Hooks! What in the blazes are you doing down there?"
"Nothing sir…I was just….looking for my uh…..pet hermit crab" Lied the man hanging on the side of the boat.
"Oh that was your pet? Well, he tasted great!" Said the fat man in the chair.
"You ate Scuttles?" Cried Hooks?
"Yup. I'll be in my cabin should you need me." Said the captain as he waddled off the bowsprit.
"Scuttles…*sniffle*"
After Hooks shed a tear or two for his lost hermit crab, he climbed up the side of the ship and hopped onto the deck. He straightened his coat and collar. Had to look somewhat presentable to his motley crew of scallywags!
"OY! FIRST MATE! FRONT AND CENTER! And where is that bloody music women? Is she passed out again?" Yelled Hooks quite obnoxiously.
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