What's your guilty pleasure?

I'm not romantic. >_> You're going to ruin my reputation!
I thought we already did that when we unmasked you as a demented pervert.
 
Yeah, but now I look like a demented pervert who's into Prince Charming types....so not me.
 
I feel sorry for all the prince charmings out there
Yup, poor bastards.

But the alcoholic, violent, leather-clad bikers she's into could do with the fun as well, so it's fine.
 
Um...eating steak with my hands I guess? It was always the polite way to eat it with a knife and fork, but when I do that for some reason I feel like a pansy since i'm taking small bites. .-. At home I freaking grab that shit and destroy it without a knife and fork. When I tried doing that at a restauarant before for shits and giggles, someone said "Come on man...not cool" so I just grabbed a knife and fork. :x

DONT JUDGE MEH.
 
Gonna ditto the whole "not actually guilty but keep it quiet" thing about these:

I'm pretty into mild-moderate BDSM stuff, which I keep on the down-low apart from with a few friends who I know are similarly into it.
Anime, J-Pop, J-Rock, etc. Again, don't really hide it, but don't mention how much I love it.
I actually enjoyed reading Twilight and 50 Shades. I pretend I read them in order to mock them or whatever, but honestly, they weren't that bad. I've read worse things. Same goes for cheesy romances and romcoms and whatever. Love them.
And most of all is probably the fact that I unintentionally think of myself as a girl about half the time, and rather love a lot of "girly" or cutesy stuff that I don't tend to reveal much. And a massive part of me loves to get excitable and squee over stuff and whatever, but I always cover that up with a distinctly non-excitable exterior. So being very excitable and cutesy is a big guilty pleasure :P
 
Yup, poor bastards.

But the alcoholic, violent, leather-clad bikers she's into could do with the fun as well, so it's fine.
Funny. My husband is nothing like either of them. o.O
 
Ferrets My obsession for ferrets bad media content. I derive almost as much enjoyment out of a truly horrendously stupid or shitty movie or game as I do anything ferret related all the good stuff. Seriously, some of my favourite movies are pretty stupid movies. (JIMMY! JIMMY NOOOO!) It probably has to do with the fact that I've been a writer most of my life: I dissect films and games and books and RPs to base components, to try and understand them. That way, when I'm not cuddling with some ferrets writing my own content, I can constantly increase the breadth of knowledge I have to improve my own writing... Which, yes, includes shitty movies: Since I can take them apart and see precisely where the train wreck happened.

No seriously though Independence Day is a great stupid movie. WELCOME TO URF: Population? Will Smiths and Macbook Pros.
Indep Day is so bad but so good. Always a fun watch even though I'm yelling at the TV half the movie
 
Funny. My husband is nothing like either of them. o.O
Shhh, that's irrelevant. I'm playing my new favorite forum game: Ruin Nydanna's Reputation. :bsmile:
 
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Shhh, that's irrelevant. I'm playing my new favorite forum game: Ruin Nydanna's Reputation. :bsmile:
Pssssh! If being a romantic pervert is the worst you have, then I'm safe. I think that pretty much describes everyone on the site, whether they want to admit it or not.
 
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Pssssh! If being a romantic pervert is the worst you have, then I'm safe. I think that pretty much describes everyone on the site, whether they want to admit it or not.
Nahh, not just romantic pervert. You're a romantic pervert who's way into pokemon porn and abusive men. Oh, and you also kick puppies, you monster. You're the worst.
 
Nahh, not just romantic pervert. You're a romantic pervert who's way into pokemon porn and abusive men. Oh, and you also kick puppies, you monster. You're the worst.
I only kick puppies on Tuesdays, and the pokeporn is my last resort for when there's no good cowboy on cowboy action. You also forgot to add my new fascination with alien porn. So many tentacles....
 
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I only kick puppies on Tuesdays, and the pokeporn is my last resort for when there's no good cowboy on cowboy action. You also forgot to add my new fascination with alien porn. So many tentacles....
Oh, my bad. It's so hard to keep up with your exponentially expanding perversions.

By the way, I heard you steal candy from children and laugh at people in wheelchairs. You sicken me.
 
Oh, my bad. It's so hard to keep up with your exponentially expanding perversions.

By the way, I heard you steal candy from children and laugh at people in wheelchairs. You sicken me.
Actually, I give children a shit load of candy and send them home to their parents all hyper. And I don't laugh at people in wheelchairs, I steal their wheelchairs. Geez...you really are ruining my reputation. I'd get laughed out of the Bitch club if people only thought I laughed at people in wheelchairs.
 
Nah, just do what my in laws do. Get them all hyped up on sugar and send them away so I don't have to deal with them. I already have two kids with ADHD, I like to share the joy of extremely, hyper active children.
 
Like two other posters have already mentioned, I'm not guilty about enjoying the things that I like; you shouldn't gauge your feelings about the things that you enjoy based off of the personal perceptions and viewpoints other individuals might have on said things. They don't matter. They're randoms.

With that said, I enjoy anime that's riddled with over-the-top action, terrible humor and absolutely excessive amounts of fan service that distracts entirely from the plot. While others are searching for well-written animes filled with character development, realism and good plot, I'm the guy scraping the bottom of the barrel for the 'goodies'---so to speak. Basically, the crap that every 'serious' anime fan has an absolute disdain for are treasures to me. Shit like Kill La Kill and Ore, Twintails ni Narimasu come to mind. Cat Planet Cuties is an undeniable first, however.

Oh, and anthropomorphic animals--specifically furries, but the internet subculture that surrounds them is one that I keep at an arm's distance because of the harmful and toxic crazies that are intrinsic to it (the harmless but weird members can be left to their own devices); I do the same to gamers, anime fans, sports fans (especially the NFL; Green Bay fanboys are the worst imho, but only because my proud title as a Lion's fan compels me to scrutinize them unfairly), and any other fandom base that exists or will ever exist in the foreseeable future.