What's your cult?

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If you joined or started a cult, what kind of cult would it be? Would you be a leader or a follower?

In the wise words of Creed form The Office. "You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader."
 
I would be the leader of a sex cult. Keep it pretty small so as to stay out of the national spotlight. Virtue will be measured by cleanliness. Hotness of six-out-of-ten or higher.
 
I'd only join a cult that could grant me super powers. Brainwashing others, transformations, telekinesis - let me break the laws of physics on a whim and I'll do whatever you say.
 
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I already belong to one - Dog People. We worship man's best friend and anathematise our rival cult - Cat People.
 
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I already belong to one - Dog People. We worship man's best friend and anathematise our rival cult - Cat People.
Where do I sign up to join? 8)
 
My cult pays homage to the deity of gastronomics and peddles our word through our food truck chariots.
 
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I am already a weird cult leader. Ò◇Ó My peoples are wide and varied, but they all believe in the freedom of imagination.

And butts. We all like butts.
 
i lowkey almost started a cult at my camp last summer ; we praise the eldritch lake god and we offer him the ashes from the fires we eat from.
considering becoming a full time leader of said cult and move into the forest next to lake
 
Cult of the lonelyboy. I'm both leader and follower, because obviously I'm the only one. :3
 
I think my cult would be a very laid back hippie one. Nature loving, living in harmony with the universe type stuff. One of the weird, but ultimately harmless ones.

We'd probably have a thing about birds because I really like birds.