What's the worst movie ever made?

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Alpha and Omega. D:< BLARHGHALAGHALJA.
 
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This movie is so classless and grimy it attempted to casually justify a sexually explicit relationship between a minor and an adult that didn't need to be there because of a loophole in the Romeo & Juliet laws. The American public was okay with this.

I'm not okay with this.

This movie was fucking horrible. It's in a long stream of fucking horrible, but this one is probably the worst because it's the one that got people to give so few fucks about what's on the screen that they accepted a minor in a sexually explicit relationship no questions asked.

This movie is the epitome of everything wrong with Hollywood. It's the malignant tumour killing the industry. This movie made over a billion dollars, it features a plot that makes Independence Day look like Citizen Kane by comparison. It's a soulless, vapid, commercialized, trite, pointless, idiotic, putrid piece of excrement left on the doorstep of America and the reaction America had was "OMG! YAY! EXPLOSIONS!"

The Room was bad but funny. Independence Day was bad but had a certain charm in reveling in its own stupidity with Will Smith delivering a one hit KO to an alien that took several bullets to kill.

Transformers 4 is the perfect example of what should be completely and totally unacceptable to box office viewers. It treats its audience like fucking morons, is full of America porn, it's filled to the brim with commercialization, it's got borderline pedophilia in it only spared via Romeo & Juliet laws...

Seriously. This film is cancer. It's the visual cancer raping the movie industry and spreading everywhere. This is the worst movie, hands down, period. There is nothing redeemable about this product and it's going to spread and murder other franchises like TMNT.
 
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Brovo said:
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This movie is so classless and grimy it attempted to casually justify a sexually explicit relationship between a minor and an adult that didn't need to be there because of a loophole in the Romeo & Juliet laws. The American public was okay with this.

I'm not okay with this.

This movie was fucking horrible. It's in a long stream of fucking horrible, but this one is probably the worst because it's the one that got people to give so few fucks about what's on the screen that they accepted a minor in a sexually explicit relationship no questions asked.

This movie is the epitome of everything wrong with Hollywood. It's the malignant tumour killing the industry. This movie made over a billion dollars, it features a plot that makes Independence Day look like Citizen Kane by comparison. It's a soulless, vapid, commercialized, trite, pointless, idiotic, putrid piece of excrement left on the doorstep of America and the reaction America had was "OMG! YAY! EXPLOSIONS!"

The Room was bad but funny. Independence Day was bad but had a certain charm in reveling in its own stupidity with Will Smith delivering a one hit KO to an alien that took several bullets to kill.

Transformers 4 is the perfect example of what should be completely and totally unacceptable to box office viewers. It treats its audience like fucking morons, is full of America porn, it's filled to the brim with commercialization, it's got borderline pedophilia in it only spared via Romeo & Juliet laws...

Seriously. This film is cancer. It's the visual cancer raping the movie industry and spreading everywhere. This is the worst movie, hands down, period. There is nothing redeemable about this product and it's going to spread and murder other franchises like TMNT.
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Speaking of. I'd put Micheal Bay's TMNT on there too. No redhead, scary turtles, didn't even want to watch it. My mom and dad were like "It wasn't so bad" and I'm like "LOOK AT THOSE TURTLES! THEY'RE AWFUL! THEY'RE ON STEROIDS AND I HATE HIS IDEA!"
 
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I'll second (or third or whatever it's at now) Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Other movies that should have died on the cutting room floor include Moulin Rouge, Punch Drunk Love, and the recent The Great Gastby movies. They were all horrendous garbage that I couldn't even bear to sit through to the end, and that's extremely rare for me. I mean, shit, I watched through the whole of Avatar: The Last Airbender, but I couldn't do it with those three.
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The Room
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No way, The Room has value as being so bad it's hilarious. It deserves to exist.
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@Nydanna how was Cloverfield bad? D:
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They managed to make such a basic mindless entertainment concept as "OMG GIANT MONSTER ATTACKING THE CITY!!!" into a boring snoozefest. The shitty pacing, the terrible found footage style (which translates into nauseatingly bad camera work) they chose to use, the bland characters, and the lack of seeing the giant monster actually do anything interesting all combined to make it a giant shit heap larger than the Cloverfield monster itself.
 
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Speaking of. I'd put Micheal Bay's TMNT on there too. No redhead, scary turtles, didn't even want to watch it. My mom and dad were like "It wasn't so bad" and I'm like "LOOK AT THOSE TURTLES! THEY'RE AWFUL! THEY'RE ON STEROIDS AND I HATE HIS IDEA!"
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TMNT was not even close to being as bad. It was a childrens movie trying to be tough with some good, some poor casting. It was not a good movie, but it wasn't a movie I felt insulted for watching.
 
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TMNT was not even close to being as bad. It was a childrens movie trying to be tough with some good, some poor casting. It was not a good movie, but it wasn't a movie I felt insulted for watching.
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You may be right, I don't know and don't want to risk watching another bad movie. I have games to play instead. for me, bad casting can ruin a movie. Maybe I'll watch it sometime.
 
Well, even though it made me laugh because it was so bad, The Man with the Iron Fists.
 
I cannot watch the new TMNT... I just can't. I grew up when the show first came out. I went to see the original movie with my best friends in middle school and I loved it. The new versions of the cartoon and the movie feel like a betrayal of what I knew. April was not a teenage girl, she was an adult reporter! Making her a teenage girl to add some possibility of a romance angle to lure in a female demographic disgusts me.(At least that's what it seems like they're doing to me.) I'll stick with the original version, even if the second movie did have Vanilla Ice in it....

As for Cloverfield...where should I start. The characters were bland, and about halfway through the movie I was praying they would get stomped out of existence. The action was boring, what little of it there was, and the camera shots and angles felt far too much like The Blair Witch Project. I remember my husband being excited to watch it, and me finally caving in to sitting down with him. I shouldn't have wasted the hour and however long it was.

Gladiator, from my perspective, just wasn't all it was made out to be. The action scenes felt rushed, and they really should have added a bit more story behind all the mindless violence. It had its good moments, but all in all the whole movie was just about senseless violence that the Romans were so fond of, which is probably why I didn't like it.
 
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I cannot watch the new TMNT... I just can't. I grew up when the show first came out. I went to see the original movie with my best friends in middle school and I loved it. The new versions of the cartoon and the movie feel like a betrayal of what I knew. April was not a teenage girl, she was an adult reporter! Making her a teenage girl to add some possibility of a romance angle to lure in a female demographic disgusts me.(At least that's what it seems like they're doing to me.) I'll stick with the original version, even if the second movie did have Vanilla Ice in it....
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I am surprised food fight did not get mentioned yet. That was a pretty god awful movie.

The animated titanic movies (yes both of them) are also pretty darn awful as well.

Edit: oh ya, I forgot about that cheap Birds knockoff *shudder*
 
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Food Fight.
 
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